[After finding out about Hyde being on probation] Probation? Well, isn't that just ducky? You know how Russia treats their criminals? First offense, five years in Siberia! Second offense, ten years! Believe you me, there is no third offense!
“Reefer Madness” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Eric Forman (2), Red Forman (2), Michael Kelso (1), Steven Hyde (1)
I'm cracking down. And I'm cracking down hard! Starting right now, fun time is over! [stalks out of the kitchen]
So where was I for fun time?
[Flashback]
I am so baked! I think. No, yeah I am... I think.
You know guys, I've been living my life all wrong. All I ever thought about was school. Studying, reading, homework... well, that's over! Thanks, Hyde.
Hey, man, don't thank me. Thank my mom. If she hadn't have passed out, I couldn't have raided her stash.
You have the best mom ever!
Hey, guys, you know what? Yesterday, I was wrestling with Donna, and I felt her boob! It was beautiful... and squishy.
Squishy... Hey, guys! I had this dream that I was kissing my English teacher. And when I woke up, I was stuck to my bed. [chuckles]
Kelso, man, that's not normal. You could die. ...Hey, isn't your English teacher a guy?
Yeah. ...No, I meant my Spanish teacher. She's a girl. Man, what's in this stuff?
Hey guys. I'm having the best time ever. I think. No, yeah I am.
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