Okay, Laurie, I know what you told Hyde.
What are you talking about, loser?
The camp story. Doctor Pee Pee. You're dead.
[whispering to Hyde] what's going on?
Shh. Pretend it's TV.
Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. Fellas, Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows, toes, and shoulder blades.
In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.
You stuffed in high school.
So did you.
Last year Laurie used all of her birthday money to buy a back massager; which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.
Well, that's not as bad as the time I walked in on you in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster and you were all--
Laurie was born with a tail!
[Fez gasps.]
What?
Yeah! Laurie was born with a tail!
I HATE YOU! [runs upstairs]
It's true. [puts hands together and makes a tail]
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