Hyde and Laurie in “Jackie Moves On”

Hyde

Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog. You didn't even chew it!

Laurie

Oh, hey, Hyde. Father's Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying, "Hi, are you my Daddy?"

Hyde

Oh, by the way, Laurie. The surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.

Laurie

You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named Tank.

Hyde

Well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.