Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower!
This is the proudest moment of my life.
It doesn't look like a pot leaf.
It looks like a hand giving the finger.
It doesn't have to look perfect, Hyde, it's art.
Get up and make it better!
[Kelso gets up on the railing and takes the paint brush.]
Just make it wider. Yeah, right up there. Out further, though. Yeah, right up there-[Kelso leans to the right and falls off the water tower.]
[Gasps] Oh, my God! Michael! [Branches snapping; thud.]
How's it look from down there?!
It looks like it's giving me the finger!
Are you on dope? Are you?
Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
My foot kicking your ass.
[Eric is approaching his parents bedroom. Music can be faintly heard through their door. He opens it, but freezes in shock to see his parents in the throes of sexual intercourse. We only see Eric's face. He is horrified.]
[As they continue, Eric quietly closes the door and sheepishly walks away. We see him quickly heading down the stairs where his friends are.]
[sheepishly] Okay, let's go. Everybody hop in the car and let's... go now.
[grabbing Kelso by the collar, screaming] SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!
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