I had a nice discussion with Red and Kitty about foreplay.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, me too.
“The Pill” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Eric Forman (3), Michael Kelso (1), Red Forman (1), Donna Pinciotti (1), Jackie Burkhart (1), Bob Pinciotti (1)
Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Okay then well, good luck with that.
Sorry I was late. We were at the Hub and then I had to drive everyone home and then Kelso says...
Blah-blah-blah. You're late. Be responsible for your own actions.
[very angrily] That's real easy for you to say, pal! [leaves]
That kid's on dope.
[Eric, Bob and Laurie are at a pharmacy. Bob is picking up some medication for his daughter Donna.]
PPharmacist
[reading package] "Pinciotti, Donna. OrthoNovum."
...Ortho-what?
PPharmacist
OrthoNovum. Birth control pills.
[Upon hearing this, Eric tenses up, looks back in terror at an incensed Bob, then panickingly bolts out of the pharmacy. Bob then looks at the camera with his hands on his cheeks and his mouth agape.]
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