Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There's like... Lou Reed, man!
“Punk Chick” · Season 1, Episode 22
In this episode: Eric Forman (2), Steven Hyde (2), Michael Kelso (1), Red Forman (1), Fez (1), Kitty Forman (1)
[Kitty and Red are trying to talk Hyde out of going to New York]
We don't think that you should go.
New York is a dangerous place.
A young man today needs a high school diploma.
In New York, you get mugged for no good reason.
Do you have any idea what the job market is like?
The people are rude. And you have feelings.
Without that sheepskin, you are nothing. And not the kind of nothing that you are now. An even lower, more pathetic nothing.
They spit. That's right, they spit!
What're you gonna put on your resume? "Dumbass"?
I'm not afraid of anything and I'm going!
Well, that didn't go that great. Way to go, Kitty.
[to Hyde] Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There's like... Lou Reed, man! Do you wanna mess with that?!
Why do you want to leave Point Place? It is fun!
Yeah, it is fun, man. And I’m gonna miss the hell out of you guys... but Chrissy’s cool. And it’s the Big Apple, man! Hey, do you think Lou Reed’s in the phone book? ‘Cause I’d bet he’d really like me.
[chuckles] Lou Reed. Where are you goin’? Who’s Chrissy?
[to Hyde] It’s not so bad here, man. We got the TV, and... peanut butter. [holds up a paddle with no ball] And I got this thing... The ball part rolled under the dryer.
Hyde, you cannot leave. You gave me my first beer, remember? And then, I threw up on that cop.
[laughs] That was a good time, man.
Wait a minute. Back up! Nobody tells me anything! What’s the ball doing under the dryer?!
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