Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
Come on, Dad. Leisure suits are cool. Everybody wears them.
Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.
[Bob walks in wearing a leisure suit]
“The First Date” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Eric Forman (2), Michael Kelso (2), Steven Hyde (1), Red Forman (1), Fez (1), Jackie Burkhart (1)
I can't believe you, Michael.
What?
You can't just maul me in front of my father!
I bet he didn't even notice.
He yelled at you to stop it.
I thought he was yelling at you.
Tonight, [sniffles] I learned there's a price to be paid for doing it. She said forever, man. And I think she meant it.
The inside of my mouth feels like cotton. As if cotton was in my mouth.
Kelso, man... Women are like muffins, okay? And once you've had a muffin, man, you will put up with anything to have another muffin! And they know that! Now she really owns you, man.
Hyde, you sure know a lot about women. But, I mean, you've never really had a steady girlfriend. So, what's that all about?
I'll tell you what that's all about, Forman. My mind is pure, man. I don't fall victim to the female race. I'm here, sans girlfriend, to help you guys out.
Then I have a question, Hyde. How much masturbation is too much?
No such thing as too much, Fez.
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