Kelso, Fez and others in “The First Date”

Kelso

Tonight, [sniffles] I learned there's a price to be paid for doing it. She said forever, man. And I think she meant it.

Fez

The inside of my mouth feels like cotton. As if cotton was in my mouth.

Hyde

Kelso, man... Women are like muffins, okay? And once you've had a muffin, man, you will put up with anything to have another muffin! And they know that! Now she really owns you, man.

Eric

Hyde, you sure know a lot about women. But, I mean, you've never really had a steady girlfriend. So, what's that all about?

Hyde

I'll tell you what that's all about, Forman. My mind is pure, man. I don't fall victim to the female race. I'm here, sans girlfriend, to help you guys out.

Fez

Then I have a question, Hyde. How much masturbation is too much?

Hyde

No such thing as too much, Fez.