I can't be friends with Eric. He's too... twitchy.
“That Wrestling Show” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Red Forman (2), Eric Forman (1), Kitty Forman (1)
[Red and Eric visit Rocky Johnson in his locker room]
I wonder if you'd mind giving my son an autograph.
MManager
[cuts off Red] No, no autographs.
Look, I might be the only guy in here who's actually killed a man.
MManager
Give the kid an autograph and then no more autographs.
RJRocky Johnson
You know that's really nice, bringing your kid to a wrestling match. You know what, I got a son, and one day he's gonna become The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment!
Yeah, well, good luck with that. Uh, wanna make that out to Red Forman.
No, no, I don't think so. It's Eric Forman, capital E-R-I-C.
Yeah but see, his nickname is Red.
No, it's not.
Stop kidding around, Red.
[At the encounter group, when the leader asks people to share their real thoughts]
Laurie, you're mean to your brother and you're screwing around at college. We don't even see you unless you run out of clean clothes or need cash. The fact is, you're an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
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