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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 3

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) Season 3 quotes

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S3The Noxious Avenger

They saw something, but they don't know what.

JJoan

[on TV] And that "something" seemed to be four human-sized mutant turtles.

At least she doesn't know they're ninjas.

JJoan

[on TV] And they appeared to be carrying ninja weapons.

Or that they're named after artists?

JJoan

[on TV] Furthermore, they may also be…

[turns off the TV, annoyed] Oh, doesn't she ever shut up?

[angrily, turns on his sons] How could you all be so careless!? Secrecy is the most important rule of the ninja, and you have broken it! You four are forbidden from leaving the lair!

[shocked, enraged] What!? You can't hold that sloppy escape against us! We got slimed with toxic puke!

[angrily] Silence!

But, Sensei, if that pile of muck took us down, you know he's dangerous.

Which means we need to be out there looking for him.

[angrily] No! Until I decide I can trust you to watch yourselves, you will remain here, grounded! [storms off as The Turtles disappointed at this.]

[groans]

Oh, yeah. Crognard marathon.

[Throws his staff at the television set] And no TV!

[Meanwhile… The turtles are in Mikey’s room.]

Muckman's running on more than mutagen. Whatever garbage he's made up of directly affects our mutated DNA.

Ugh, there's only one cure for Muckman fever. Crognard. [Splinter overhears it and, still mad at them, he confiscates the VCRs. Mikey kneels and groans in distraught. Donnie takes out his phone and the others watch as Joan reports the news.]

[The Turtles sneak out of the lair when...]

[angrily, comes out of his dojo] Did you not hear what I sa… [sees that his sons are in the living room, doing their activities. Splinter leaves. The Turtles try to leave, but were shocked when Splinter blocked their exit with an angry look on his face. April decides to help out by making a distraction.]

Oh, oh, whoa! Uh, help!

[April falls and Splinter catches her.]

April! What happened? Did you… [sees that his sons are already gone.] [unhappy] April.

[nervously smiling] Um, thanks for the save?

So that means we can watch Crognard again, right?

[offscreen, throws a dagger and breaks Mikey's T-Phone] No, you are still grounded. [knocks each turtle with a hit. The turtles groan in pain, because this is not the reaction they've been looking for. April slowly tried to get away, but she was caught by him, realizing that she was next.]

S3Clash of the Mutanimals

SFStockman-Fly

All is in readiness, my master. This is the last of the component I needed that will give you complete control over her.

Before you give it to Karai, test it on the Mighty Mutanimals.

SFStockman-Fly

Yes, master. In case there are any unexpected side effects.

S3Meet Mondo Gecko

[he and April are doing practice] Hang out? We're practicing our katas. Wanna jump in?

[cut to Raphael playing with his action figures in his bedroom, Michelangelo walks by]

[angrily turns red] Mikey! Get Out! Out! [He throws his action figure in Mikey's face, but fails]

[Raphael continues to playing with his action figure]

[cut to Donatello busy typing a keyboard for retro mutagen for Karai in his lab]

I'm too busy to hang out, Mikey. I'm still looking for a retro mutagen for Karai. You see, if I can reverse engineer the main chemical sequence, I think I can ignite the kind of reaction needed to re-write The deoxyribonucleic acid of-

[groans]

I don't wanna say "I told you so" about Mondo! Oh, wait! I totally wanna say "I told you so!"

S3The Deadly Venom

Oh no! Oh no! I think he's been bit! You're gonna have to suck the poison out, Brah!

I'm not sucking the poison out! I'm driving! You suck it!

But I think the bite's on his butt! That's gross, dude!

Just do it, already!!

You should be enjoying your victory. You did a great thing today, Leonardo. You saved everyone.

Not everyone. I tried to get Karai out of Shredder's control. I failed, sensei.

We saved her once, Leonardo. Perhaps we can save her again. And now you show great gifts as a healer. Being at the edge of your life, led you to unleash a power that few martial artists can tap. I am proud of you, my son.

S3Turtles in Time

Give it up, Leo. It's been weeks since we last saw her. When she poisoned us!

Yeah, Leo. If I can't find an antidote, we might have to let Karai go.

It's not that easy, Donnie. You should know.

You're still hung up on April. Just a guess.

Sometimes you don't have a choice. You think about someone...a lot.

Dudes, I'm never gonna have a crush on a girl! This Turtle is dedicated to one thing only: Ninja-ING!

Whoa! The leader, Leonardo, the inventor Donatello, the warrior Raphael, and the cute one Michelangelo. I finally found you- the Turtle warriors of legend. This is groggin' cold!

Us? Legends? What are you talking abut? No one even knows we exist.

Nobody knows...yet. But I come from the future, and you're like...wow. you guy are like so famous.

Wait a second. You say you're from the future and we're important enough to be in history books?

Yes. You saved the world many times.

Awesome! High three!

S3Tale of the Yokai

TSTang Shen

I was raised in Fukuoka but my grandfather is Chinese. I moved here to be closer to Yoshi. I've heard yokai are always hungry. That's why I made a meal all kapas love.

Kapa? What's a kapa?

TSTang Shen

Turtle yokai. And your favorite food is cucumber. At least that's what the legend says.

Cucumber? Little know fact: Our favorite food is pizza. Hook a turtle up.

TSTang Shen

My grandmother told a story about a kapa who appeared as a young girl was fetching water. The kapa terrified her, but the girl always brought cucumbers with her to ward off yokai. The kapa was so thankful, it told of a great hurricane that would devastate her village. It saved her people.

That's right! And we wanna save you, Tang Shen.

Which is why we kapa have come to talk. We also bring you dire news.

You can't leave Hamato Yoshi. He's a good man. Oroku Saki is evil.

TSTang Shen

No. Saki is a good man.

If you choose Oroku Saki, the world itself could be at risk. Take it from us, the kapa brothers.

TSTang Shen

Yoshi is too dedicated to ninjtisu to raise a family.

That's not true. Splinter loves little Miwa. She's so cute.

TSTang Shen

I don't who I will choose. I must do what's right for my daughter.

Follow your heart, Shen. You know who the better man is.

TSTang Shen

Please. Let me get you some more cucumbers.

OSOroku Saki

Pathetic. I will not abide by this dishonor.

TSTang Shen

Saki.

OSOroku Saki

Shen, I ask you one last time: Make the right choice.

TSTang Shen

I have already made it.

OSOroku Saki

Hmm.

HYHamato Yoshi

Take Miwa and go, Shen.

TSTang Shen

But, Yoshi, Saki. Please- you are brothers.

OSOroku Saki

No. We were never blood!

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