Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 2
It seems like you been avoiding us lately, April.
It's not my fault. Dad's alien abduction nightmares are getting worse. He barely let's me out of the house.
I'm sorry, April. It's just... What if the Kraang are still out there? I'll do anything to protect you.
Butt cannons? IT HAS BUTT CANNONS?
Can this night get any worse?!
Guys, I think that mutant was Mr. O'Neil.
How could you tell?
You see many giant, red-bearded, middle-aged bats running lately?
(Leo's right, boys.) We gotta go after her!
But what about all that mutagen? We got canisters spread all over the city!
It's gonna have to wait, Raph. April's dad comes first.
Track it with this. It's aligned with the radar dishes we placed throughout the city. It will create a triangulated pulse--
(pinching the bridge of his nose) English, Professor Brainioff.
(slowly, annoyed) It will detect the Kraang spaceship.
I can't think, I can't think! I'm seriously stressing here! Okay, think calm thoughts. Think calm thoughts.
You think he's a vampire? Ya think he'll drink her blood and turn her into the undead?
Are you TRYING TO FREAK ME OUT!?
Time for Turflytle to take out his arch-nemesis, Wingnut!
You are NOT giving Mr. O'Neil a monster name!
[Back in Shredder's lair]
Where is my mutagen, creature?
The complications became overly complicated. The ones known as the turtles stopped the shipment. Kraang will make amends.
These creatures are useless. It is time to expand my army on my own.
This is all very grave news. Very grave, indeed.
I can't believe this is happening. Poor April. (We accidentally turn her dad into a bat and almost mutated her.)
Do not dwell on the past. (April will have to wait.) You must find every last canister of mutagen. You must search every street, every park and playground, every building and rooftop... before we have even more mutants on our hands.
Bros, brace for grossness!
I do not want to say I was right, but... I was right.
You know, I bet I'd make a small fortune if I sold you to a science lab. Could you imagine the press? "Talking Ninja Turtle found in sewer."
Great. Captured and now totally humiliated. Awesome day, Leo. Awesome day.
You deserve everything you're getting, Leo! After you betrayed me last time!
Don't you love it? My new robotic Foot Bots follow my orders to a "T." No arguing, no prodding. They do whatever I want. Cool, right?
Yeah, convenient. Nice.
I've been teaching the Foot Bots new skills, but now I'm turning the training over to someone new.
Footbots, de-shell him!
I'm sorry to bother you, Master Splinter. I need to ask you some questions- about Karai.
It is late, Leonardo. These questions will have to wait for another time.
She said you took her mother away from her. I know it's not true, right?
No. It is not true. But the truth is just as difficult.
Please, sensei, tell me. Trust me.
Karai... is my daughter.
What the heck is this nonsense? It's terrible!
Terribly awesome! I found these old tapes in a dumpster.
Tapes?
Check it out.
Dude, this is awful. And you guys complained about Space Heroes.
Their lips don't even match what they're saying! I could NEVER watch a show this bad!
[Later, all four turtles are addicted to the show.]
So she's the princess of an entire planet? Cool!
Yep, and she also pilots the robot's left leg. She rules! But that scientist dude made the robot.
The story has such an intricate, layered plot. Four stars!
[On TV] P-p-princess, I'd like to invite you for space dinner, if you please. Yes?
What, I, date a weakling like you? [walks away] Not for 10,000 Zarkon crystals!
[Leo, Raph, and Mikey laugh.]
Donnie, that is so you and April, dude!
IT IS NOT! This show is lame, anyway. The plot makes zero sense! [heads into his lab] I'll be in the lab.
[after a stealth attack from Leo] What was that?
THAT, was a stealth attack. [eats pizza] And that is what we're gonna be doing in today's training session.
No fair! I couldn't see you coming!
That's why it's called 'stealth', genius.
Why would you eat a slice of pizza you found on the roof anyway?
Roof pizza is like one of my top ten favorite types of pizza.
[In the dojo]
Today, I will teach you to enjoy falling down.
Why would I ever- [gets tripped by Splinter] Whoa!
Did you enjoy that?
No!
Then let's keep trying. [knocks Donnie down a couple more times] Do you like it yet?
No, sensei! Not at all!
Hmm. Then perhaps one cannot make someone like something.
Of course not. No one wants to be... [realizes what Splinter means] Oh, I get it. You're talking about me and April.
My son, for someone so intelligent, the obvious often eludes you.
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