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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 3

“The Noxious Avenger” quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

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“The Noxious Avenger” · Season 3

In this episode: Splinter (3), Mikey (2), April (2), Donnie (1), Leonardo (1), Donatello (1), Michelangelo (1), Raphael (1)

They saw something, but they don't know what.

JJoan

[on TV] And that "something" seemed to be four human-sized mutant turtles.

At least she doesn't know they're ninjas.

JJoan

[on TV] And they appeared to be carrying ninja weapons.

Or that they're named after artists?

JJoan

[on TV] Furthermore, they may also be…

[turns off the TV, annoyed] Oh, doesn't she ever shut up?

[angrily, turns on his sons] How could you all be so careless!? Secrecy is the most important rule of the ninja, and you have broken it! You four are forbidden from leaving the lair!

[shocked, enraged] What!? You can't hold that sloppy escape against us! We got slimed with toxic puke!

[angrily] Silence!

But, Sensei, if that pile of muck took us down, you know he's dangerous.

Which means we need to be out there looking for him.

[angrily] No! Until I decide I can trust you to watch yourselves, you will remain here, grounded! [storms off as The Turtles disappointed at this.]

[groans]

Oh, yeah. Crognard marathon.

[Throws his staff at the television set] And no TV!

[Meanwhile… The turtles are in Mikey’s room.]

Muckman's running on more than mutagen. Whatever garbage he's made up of directly affects our mutated DNA.

Ugh, there's only one cure for Muckman fever. Crognard. [Splinter overhears it and, still mad at them, he confiscates the VCRs. Mikey kneels and groans in distraught. Donnie takes out his phone and the others watch as Joan reports the news.]

[The Turtles sneak out of the lair when...]

[angrily, comes out of his dojo] Did you not hear what I sa… [sees that his sons are in the living room, doing their activities. Splinter leaves. The Turtles try to leave, but were shocked when Splinter blocked their exit with an angry look on his face. April decides to help out by making a distraction.]

Oh, oh, whoa! Uh, help!

[April falls and Splinter catches her.]

April! What happened? Did you… [sees that his sons are already gone.] [unhappy] April.

[nervously smiling] Um, thanks for the save?

So that means we can watch Crognard again, right?

[offscreen, throws a dagger and breaks Mikey's T-Phone] No, you are still grounded. [knocks each turtle with a hit. The turtles groan in pain, because this is not the reaction they've been looking for. April slowly tried to get away, but she was caught by him, realizing that she was next.]

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