Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 4
Alright, Fugitoid, or whatever your name is, what just happened?
This has got to be some kind of sick joke, right? [shakes Fugitoid] Right?!
[smacks Raph] Calm down, Raphael. First things first, I have a job to do. Now, please, I've got a ship to fly while you all stand about gawking.
I am Lord Vringath Dregg, ruler of Planet Sectoid, lord of all insect life in the universe, and bringer of your deaths!
[Pretending to call someone] Ah, could you hang on a second? I just got a phone call here from someone named I don't give a flying-
[interrupting Raphael, Sarcastically] That's great! Thanks, Raph... Nice diplomacy there.
What... what just happened? We're actually alive?
I think we... we went back in time, about six months, based on where the Earth is in its revolution around the sun.
Six months? Then that means everyone's back? Including Master Splinter?
Yes, Leonardo, but only for six months, and then, the Earth is doomed once more. Apologies.
I get it. We stop the Triceratons before they ever get a chance to use the Black Hole on Earth.
Indeed. The Triceratons are spending this time searching the universe for the three fragments of the black hole weapon. Many years ago, the Utroms broke the machine into three pieces, hiding each fragment in the safest parts of the galaxy they could find. We must find them before the Triceratons find the fragments and reassemble them.
And if we mess up, we just time travel back, right?
No, no, no, no. A Black Hole prevents repeated localized time travel because even time is subject to its attraction. If we fail, Earth is lost forever. But on the bright side, whoever gets a second chance?
So why do you care, alien robot dude? Why are you helping us?
Yeah, who are you anyway?
My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt. I'm a friend of the Utroms. It was Bishop who sent me, and plus, I've always wanted to see Earth.
Fugitoid, start the ship!! Start the ship!!
Oh, I can't believe you managed to tick off the most dangerous criminal the universe!
This marks the debut appearance of Mona Lisa and Sal Commander.
So, um, Casey. You think, like a turtle can date a newt?
What!!? [Laughs]
Dude, you really got a crush on that salamander hottie? She's probably faster, stronger and a better fighter than you.
Exactly. What a woman.
Guys, hold up. Where's Raph?
Oh no. I bet he went to talk to his girlfriend. I've got a bad feeling about this. Yeah. We're in trouble.
I don't need to be psychic to get a bad feeling about this place.
I have a bad feeling, too. Like this is totally boring! I wish something not boring would happen!
I wish...we never found that stupid cube in the first place!!
What!!? You can't!! If you wish that, then none of this ever happened!!
You said you'd grant me a wish!!
Okay, April. In which of the spheres have I placed your Tessen?
That one.
Ding, ding! Excellent. Your psychic abilities are marvels waiting to be unlocked.
Thanks, Professor. How do you know so much about the human brain?
Since it's the only part of my original body left, I have extensive knowledge on brain stimulation.
April, you gotta reach Fugitoid.
Let me see what I can do. [Utilizes her telepathic abilities to enter Fugitoid's subconscious mind via emitting a yellowish psionic wave] Professor Honeycutt, it's me- April- your friend! You have to fight Overmind.
You will not take control.
You are Professor Zayton Honeycutt! You are a D-Hoonibian.
[Finally manages to reach Fugitoid's consciousness psionically]
Yes. I am Professor Honeycutt! I am back!
That world- it's radiating a strange power, like pure evil. We're flying into danger, Professor.
Evil? Nonsense. This is Xaava-Dal, the most beautiful planet in the known cosmos. It is gorgeous down there.
This energy is really screwing up my readings.
[shoves past Donnie] So fix it, genius. I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
That's right, I am. Which clearly makes you the stupid one!
Ha! That definitely makes Raph the angry one.
I'm clearly the handsome one. Here, check it out. I got something for you. [holds out his fist; Mikey hits Raph's fist with his own, only for him to smack his helmet] Ha! You're the gullible one.
[shoves Raph] I'm tired of you picking on me! Ever since we were little, you've been giving me shell wedgies, wet willies, and reptile rug burns, and-
Mikey, Raph, enough! We're on a serious mission here. So stop it!
Well, this isn't good. We're going around in circles.
[Donnie shakes his scanner around in anger to get it to work, but it shorts out.]
[groans] We've been walking for miles, Donnie. That scanner's as useless as that gap in your teeth.
Oh, let's not go back there, Casey. You know my gap is way more awesome than your gap.
My gap is way bigger than yours. You got a baby gap.
[Both growl at each other. Mikey gets between them.]
Will you two cut it out? You're more annoying than Raph!
[furious] That's it!
[Raph tackles Mikey to the ground. Casey hits Donnie with his hockey stick and jumps onto his shell. Leo grabs Raph to get him off Mikey.]
Get off of him, man!
[Raph gets out of Leo's grip and dodges Mikey’s punch, causing Mikey to hit Leo instead. April runs over to Donnie and Casey to stop their fighting.]
What are you doing? Professor, a little help?
[Donnie, Raph, Mikey and Casey continue fighting. Fugitoid shoots lasers by their feet, making them stop.]
You must all stop! [holds up his hand] Don't make me smack you. You see this? This is my smacking hand. I'll use it!
He's right, guys. What the heck is wrong with us?
What is it, Professor?
It's the Sol Star, the symbol of the Aeons, containing the power of life itself.
So it was hidden away and the world turned evil. I get it now. "When the Sol Star reaches the mountain's peak, the light of the Aeons shall illuminate all."
Great. So what does that mean?
It means we put it where it belongs.
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