RRenet
Whoa! The leader, Leonardo, the inventor Donatello, the warrior Raphael, and the cute one Michelangelo. I finally found you- the Turtle warriors of legend. This is groggin' cold!
Us? Legends? What are you talking abut? No one even knows we exist.
RRenet
Nobody knows...yet. But I come from the future, and you're like...wow. you guy are like so famous.
Wait a second. You say you're from the future and we're important enough to be in history books?
RRenet
Yes. You saved the world many times.
RRenet
Turtle Warriors. I was worried the Time Scepter wouldn't have enough power. Thank goodness, you're all okay.
Yeah! She and Casey got turned into vampire zombies.
It's not just April and Casey. Look! I don't understand. How could this happen?
RRenet
It's Savanti Romero. He's behind this.
The evil time dude? I thought we got rid of that ugly, jerk face?
RRenet
He escaped and it's kind of my fault. Let me give you the 711.
RRenet
My boss, Lord Simultaneous, wanted to check up on Savanti when we banished him to the precarious period. He got the jump on me, and stole my emergency backup time jumper. All time masters have one in case we get stuck in the past. I was able to track him back here, but I was too late.
Uh...where did he get all those monsters?
RRenet
He somehow recruited them on his trip through time, so he can rule the world.
You really are the worst time traveler ever! The worst!!
Back off, bro! She needs our help! Don't worry, girl. I got your back. And front.
We have to find a way to stop this madness.
What about April and Casey?
RRenet
If my plan succeeds, your friends will return to normal as if none of this ever happened. All we have to do is-
SRSavanti Romero
Ah, Renet. I actually found you, but far too late. In a matter of days, this entire city will be infected, becoming my monstrous slaves! Then the future will belong to monsters such as I- Savanti Romero!
That's not gonna happen, lemon head!
SRSavanti Romero
I must thank you for finding the Turtles. Now I can destroy them and ensure my future!
RRenet
Not if I have anything to say about it!!
[Opens a time portal, hurling the Turtles into the distant past once again]
SRSavanti Romero
Renet, I'll get you!!
We're in ancient Egypt? Wow. The Egyptian pyramids, the Sphinx. It still has its nose.
Ooh. A nose. Big deal! What are doing here, Renet!?
Yeah? What does this have to do with Savanti Romero? And when are we?
RRenet
The Nile Valley, in the Dark Ages, in the late fifth century. This is the first time and place Savanti Romero started building his monster army. Oh, man! I should've known all that time travel would drain the Scepter!
So now we're stuck here!?
RRenet
Don't worry. It still has enough power to get us back. We have to conserve its energy. There won't be a place to plug it in for the next two millennia. Very not cold.
Where and when are we, Renet!?
RRenet
We're in Transylvania, in the early 13th century.
Transylvania? Isn't that next to New York?
That's Pennsylvania, Dummy!
Not cool. Transylvania is very haunted this time of year.
EEsmeralda
and my father. What will become of him?
RRenet
This will completely depower my staff, but we gotta stop Savanti. For good!
[Tears another doorway through time and space ]
Don't worry, Esmeralda. We'll save your dad.
RRenet
We're in Germany in the year 1818. And that, Turtle companions, is Frankenstein's castle.
Oh man. Frankenstein? We gotta take on Frankenstein, too?
Not just that. We gotta save Raph and turn him back to normal.
RRenet
Not to mention that the time scepter is running super low on power. And there...it...goes.
Come on, Team. Let's get to Frankenstein's castle and stop Savanti, then we're figure out how to get home.
[Having reverted to her old self upon the demise of Dracula]
This is Renet, the greatest Time Master that ever lived.
That actually happened? Were we, like, in an army of awesome monsters?
VVolko
It was no dream. And now I am forever trapped in this forsaken age.
RRenet
Don't worry, Volko. I'll return you to your time before you became a werewolf.
VVolko
Oh, thank you. Thank you, great and powerful witch.
FSFrankenstein's Monster
What of Frank?
RRenet
I would never forget you, Frank. You turned the tide of this battle. I'm gonna take you a future where you'll be appreciated by everyone.
RRenet
I can't thank you Turtles enough. You were all groovy to the max. Awesome!
Party on, Renet. You're the most incredible person who's ever lived in the history of living.
RRenet
That's the second nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.
[Kisses him on the lips]
Wait. What was the first?
RRenet
You'll have to wait until we meet again, Michelangelo. In the future.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · 371 quotes
