Scenes with Raphael 35
[clearly not liking what he just heard] Not only did Raphael alert the Kraang, but you got caught... [glares at Raph] on video!
[defensively] Sensei, he was the angriest, nastiest guy you ever met!
Except for you. [Raph slaps him] Ow!
You should've heard the insults this guy was throwing at us. They were so... insulting!
[sarcastically; not buying this excuse] Oh, I did not realize he said mean things. Of course, you had no choice but to jeopardize your mission!
[mockingly] Burn. [Raph grits his teeth]
You are ninjas . You work in the shadows , in secret . This becomes difficult if there is proof of your existence in high definition!
[trying to talk his way out of it] Look, we know where this guy lives. All we need to do is find him and shake him until the tape pops out.
Oh, there's no tape. Video phones use flash memory and-- [Raph growls like a bulldog in annoyance]
Anger is self-destructive.
Raphael [side commenting disrespectfully] I always thought it was... others-destructive.
[sternly; fed up with Raph's attitude and disrespect] Raphael! Stand up.
Somebody's in trouble~...
[Splinter brings Donatello a new Bo-Staff]
Raphael Look, Spike. Donnie got a new stick to break.
With all due respect Sensei, I can't keep fighting alien technology with a six-foot staff. I was hoping to upgrade my weapon.
Hm... a seven foot staff. Interesting.
No, I meant using modern technology.
Ah, a solar-powered staff.
I know. And yes you may upgrade your weapon.
That's totally unfair! You can't just--Did you just say yes?
Ninjas have improved their arsenal for decades. We are masters of adaptation.
Are you saying turtles are slow?
That's a hurtful stereotype.
Trust us, April, we are better keeping a low profile. We figured out people treat us better if they don't know we exist.
Sorry, I'm just so excited to finally get you out of the sewer for a change.
Raphael What are you talking about? We go out all the time.
Yeah, but tonight you're gonna do something besides hitting people.
Your skills are impressive. But they will not save you.
Oh, man. You think that's the Shredder?
Raphael Well, it's definitely a Shredder.
There is undoubtedly a fascinating story as to how my old nemesis came to teach ninjitsu to four mutant turtles. Perhaps I will let one of you live long enough to tell it.
You're gonna have to catch us first! Mikey!?
[Leo is watching Space Heroes. Just then, Raph turns the TV off with a shuriken.]
What? Hey, what are you doing?!
Raphael Oh sorry, it was Spike's idea. He said Space Heroes is too stupid for him.
That's saying something, considering he hangs out with you all day.
Raphael Oh, nice going, Leo. You made him angry, so I'm gonna mop the floor with your face!
I can help with that! [throws a water balloon at Raph's face, splashing him with water] Dr. Prankenstein strikes again!
[Raph comes up to him, furious.]
Dude, you should see your face right now. You look so mad!
Raphael Okay, Spike, you'll like this show. It's called "Does Mikey Bend that Way?"! [chases Mikey as he screams] Come here, you!
Look, guys, Raph and I may be better fighters, but you´re still an important part of this team.
[annoyed] As important as you two?
[Leo and Raph look at each other.]
Humm... Very important. We shouldn't compare ourselves. It's like apples and oranges.
Raphael [Muttering] Yeah, if apples were way better, which they are.
You guys think of us as some kind of... B Team!
Good one, Dr. Namenstein. We'll call you "The B Team"!
We are not taking that monster home with us!
He's not a monster! He's a giant, Kraang-crushing, mutant alligator monster! [realizes what he just said] I just said "monster", didn't I?
RD Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo
Yeah.
Well, you know what I meant!
I thought you meant "monster".
Raphael Glad you came to your senses, bro.
You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
Raphael I can see why you think she's hot...in an evil kind of way.
Don't worry. I am so over that.
[After Raph leaves, Leo looks dejected]
[After Raph is bitten by Fishface]
Raph! [picks him up] Are you alright?
Raphael [woozily] I'm fine...[smiling] I love you.
Raphael Why!? Why are you doing this!!?
The others hold you back. Limit your potential. You don't need 'em. Just like you said!!
[Slash drags a badly hurt Mikey to the edge of a skyscraper]
Raphael You're wrong! I never wanted this!!
[A dejected Raph looks at his photograph of Spike]
Raphael He's still out there somewhere.
Raphael, do you know what I do when I miss my loved ones from the past?
Raphael No.
I focus on the friends I am surrounded in the present.
You think you have the upper hand in a situation. You do not.
Raphael How's that floor taste, Lame-o-nardo?
It is not hard to sense loudmouths.
[Leo and Mikey glare]
Raphael What!? If he wants to act like a big baby, I don't want his help!
Not cool, Raph. People have feelings, dude. Real squishy feelings.
Raphael Well, I'm not people!
Here, Mom. (Gives her a cup of hot tea )
ON Mrs. O'Neil
Thank you, April. I'm still a little shaky. I know this is hard to believe, but, the Kraang ship has been here for years. It was your great-grandfather who discovered it. He made the mistake of awakening the Kraang. They paid him back by experimenting on him, and his entire bloodline. They knew we were the key to unlocking their precious mutagen. We were their Guinea pigs.
Aw. Guinea pigs are so cute.
Raphael I told you not to be stupid, you moron!
ON Mrs. O'Neil
After you were born, it was clear you were very special. We knew it was only a matter of time before the Kraang came for you. We escaped. Kirby fled with you to the city, but I was recaptured and put into stasis.
All these years. I never knew what happened to you. I didn't know what to think. Dad would never tell me.
ON Mrs. O'Neil
Now you know. And now we never have to be apart again. Where is Kirby anyway?
Oh, he got turned into a freaky Kraang-headed mu-
Raphael You had to pull a Mikey didn't ya?
He's just kidding, Mrs. O'Neil. Kirby's on a...safari in Puerto Rico. He won't be back for a while.
ON Mrs. O'Neil
I'm just so glad to have my April back.
[furious] Michelangelo... You attacked April's MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!
Raphael Mikey, have you completely cracked your shell?
I don't trust her. She's all kinds of wrong. You guys got to believe me.
Oh, just like the time tiny elves stole your nunchucks and replaced 'em with mozzarella sticks?
[Flashback starts with Mikey sleeping, while tiny elves replacing Mikey's nunchucks with mozzarella sticks.]
Raphael Or the time you and ice cream kitty entered a break dancing contest?
[Flashback of Kitty and Mikey dancing]
Stop it, Mikey. Do you have any idea how much this means to April? If you ruin this for her-
[irritated] Fine! If you don't believe me, I'll prove it. [he leaves in anger, while the others look at each other]
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