Casey quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Casey

Dude, there's something about Mondo I don't trust, for real.

Casey

I don't wanna say "I told you so" about Mondo! Oh, wait! I totally wanna say "I told you so!"

April

[faced with Mutagen Man] Donnie's monster?! Can't I go a MONTH without some mutant attacking me? [Casey gets in front of her] What are you doing?

Casey

Whatever that thing is, it's pure evil, and completely cool looking!! I'll handle this, sweetheart.

April

"Sweetheart"?

Casey

How do you know these freaks?

April

These are the... other friends I told you about.

Casey

So they're NOT the bad guys?

April

No way! [sighs] Casey Jones, meet Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo...

Mikey

What up? [gets smacked by Raph]

April

...and the one and only Raphael.

Casey

So the Turtles are all... Italian?

Splinter

No. I named them after my favorite painters and sculptors of the Italian Renaissance.

Casey

[gasps, screams, and then faints in shock]

April

Casey? Casey, wake up! [shakes, then slaps his face; Casey wakes up] This is Master Splinter, Casey. He's cool.

Splinter

You do not have to fear me, my friend. Rest assured, I do not bite.

Casey

He's a giant, t-t-talking rat?!

April

You know, Casey, it's awesome there's someone else who knows about the Turtles. I have, like, no one talk to. Especially after Dad turned into a mutant-bat.

Casey

I know. 4 mutant-turtles living a sewer with a talking rat? I mean, you couldn't make this stuff up.

Casey

[runs into the lair, panting] Guys! April! Sewers! Hurry!

Raph

Casey, what's wrong?

Leo

Are the Foot bots back?

Casey

W-we were on our way here, and next thing I know April starts acting freaked out, then runs off! She's gone!

Donnie

Wait, wait… You just lost April!?

Mikey

Relax! I'm sure there's a logical explanation. Like she was eaten by a giant sewer snake, or something.

Donnie

Let's go!

Michelangelo

(April has found a cat on the road and asks the turtles to take care of her) Awww!!! Look at you! (Cuddling) Coochie-woochie-woochie! (To Donnie) Can we keep her?

Donatello

You know, Master Splinter is a rat.

Casey

Yeah. What if that cat goes nuts and attacks him? She'll feed of his body for months.

Donatello

You know, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Casey

Back off me, man!!

Get in the car now, punk?!

Raph

Casey, what have my done!

Raph

We gotta move. Kraang Prime is stomping this way.

Mikey

Raph!

Raph

Awe. I missed you, too, little brother.

April

Casey! I was scared I'd lost you forever.

Casey

No worries, Red. Your man is here.

Donnie

Not to break this up, but Leo is still out there.

Raph

What!?

Mikey

Long story, Bro. Basically-

Raph

Leo!!

April

Oh, Leo.

Raph

He's still breathing.

Mikey

Dude, his shell is cracked.

Donnie

I'm sorry, Leo. You were right. If we just left the city when you said, the Kraang would never have found the lair and started the invasion. None of this would've happened.

April

I have a place we can go upstate- My old family home. We can stay as long as we want. No one's around for miles.

Casey

Upstate, huh? Sounds good to Casey Jones.

April

Did you find your dad and little sister?

Casey

No sign of 'em. They probably got Kraang-atized.

Mikey

What's gonna happen now, Raph?

Raph

For the first time in my life, I have no idea, little brother.

Mikey

I miss Master Splinter.

Donnie

[making an antidote for Leo] One last drop and I think I've done it. [the antidote blows up in his face] Aah!

Casey

[laughs at Donnie, then gets under the truck to fix it] This baby's gonna need a lot of work.

Mikey

But, what Master Splinter would say, "We must accept the hand that the universe has dealt us."

Casey

Wow. That is deep, yo.

Raph

Master Splinter's gone, Mikey. And Leo may never wake up. The universe dealt us a terrible hand.

April

Here, Mom. (Gives her a cup of hot tea)

Thank you, April. I'm still a little shaky. I know this is hard to believe, but, the Kraang ship has been here for years. It was your great-grandfather who discovered it. He made the mistake of awakening the Kraang. They paid him back by experimenting on him, and his entire bloodline. They knew we were the key to unlocking their precious mutagen. We were their Guinea pigs.

Michelangelo

Aw. Guinea pigs are so cute.

Raphael

I told you not to be stupid, you moron!

After you were born, it was clear you were very special. We knew it was only a matter of time before the Kraang came for you. We escaped. Kirby fled with you to the city, but I was recaptured and put into stasis.

April

All these years. I never knew what happened to you. I didn't know what to think. Dad would never tell me.

Now you know. And now we never have to be apart again. Where is Kirby anyway?

Casey

Oh, he got turned into a freaky Kraang-headed mu-

Raphael

You had to pull a Mikey didn't ya?

Leonardo

He's just kidding, Mrs. O'Neil. Kirby's on a...safari in Puerto Rico. He won't be back for a while.

I'm just so glad to have my April back.

Donatello

[furious] Michelangelo... You attacked April's MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!

Raphael

Mikey, have you completely cracked your shell?

Michelangelo

I don't trust her. She's all kinds of wrong. You guys got to believe me.

Leonardo

Oh, just like the time tiny elves stole your nunchucks and replaced 'em with mozzarella sticks?

Michelangelo

Yes!

Raphael

Or the time you and ice cream kitty entered a break dancing contest?

Michelangelo

Exactly!

Casey

Stop it, Mikey. Do you have any idea how much this means to April? If you ruin this for her-

Michelangelo

[irritated] Fine! If you don't believe me, I'll prove it. [he leaves in anger, while the others look at each other]

Casey

April, you okay?

April

Yeah. It just feels like I lost my family all over again, even it really wasn't my mom. Maybe...maybe she is gone forever. But maybe she's still out there...somewhere.

Leonardo

You can't give up hope. Trust me on that.

Michelangelo

And you haven't lost your family 'cause we are your family.