Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) quotes

Leonardo

[he and April are doing practice] Hang out? We're practicing our katas. Wanna jump in?

Michelangelo

Nuh?

Michelangelo

Huh?

Raphael

[angrily turns red] Mikey! Get Out! Out! [He throws his action figure in Mikey's face, but fails]

Michelangelo

Nuh?

Donatello

I'm too busy to hang out, Mikey. I'm still looking for a retro mutagen for Karai. You see, if I can reverse engineer the main chemical sequence, I think I can ignite the kind of reaction needed to re-write The deoxyribonucleic acid of-

Michelangelo

[groans]

Casey

Dude, there's something about Mondo I don't trust, for real.

Casey

I don't wanna say "I told you so" about Mondo! Oh, wait! I totally wanna say "I told you so!"

Mikey

Oh no! Oh no! I think he's been bit! You're gonna have to suck the poison out, Brah!

Raph

I'm not sucking the poison out! I'm driving! You suck it!

Mikey

But I think the bite's on his butt! That's gross, dude!

Raph

Just do it, already!!

Splinter

You should be enjoying your victory. You did a great thing today, Leonardo. You saved everyone.

Leo

Not everyone. I tried to get Karai out of Shredder's control. I failed, sensei.

Splinter

We saved her once, Leonardo. Perhaps we can save her again. And now you show great gifts as a healer. Being at the edge of your life, led you to unleash a power that few martial artists can tap. I am proud of you, my son.

Raph

Give it up, Leo. It's been weeks since we last saw her. When she poisoned us!

Donnie

Yeah, Leo. If I can't find an antidote, we might have to let Karai go.

Leo

It's not that easy, Donnie. You should know.

Mikey

You're still hung up on April. Just a guess.

Leo

Sometimes you don't have a choice. You think about someone...a lot.

Mikey

Dudes, I'm never gonna have a crush on a girl! This Turtle is dedicated to one thing only: Ninja-ING!

Whoa! The leader, Leonardo, the inventor Donatello, the warrior Raphael, and the cute one Michelangelo. I finally found you- the Turtle warriors of legend. This is groggin' cold!

Raph

Us? Legends? What are you talking abut? No one even knows we exist.

Nobody knows...yet. But I come from the future, and you're like...wow. you guy are like so famous.

Donnie

Wait a second. You say you're from the future and we're important enough to be in history books?

Yes. You saved the world many times.

Donnie

Awesome! High three!

I was raised in Fukuoka but my grandfather is Chinese. I moved here to be closer to Yoshi. I've heard yokai are always hungry. That's why I made a meal all kapas love.

Leo

Kapa? What's a kapa?

Turtle yokai. And your favorite food is cucumber. At least that's what the legend says.

Mikey

Cucumber? Little know fact: Our favorite food is pizza. Hook a turtle up.

My grandmother told a story about a kapa who appeared as a young girl was fetching water. The kapa terrified her, but the girl always brought cucumbers with her to ward off yokai. The kapa was so thankful, it told of a great hurricane that would devastate her village. It saved her people.

Raph

That's right! And we wanna save you, Tang Shen.

Donnie

Which is why we kapa have come to talk. We also bring you dire news.

Leo

You can't leave Hamato Yoshi. He's a good man. Oroku Saki is evil.

No. Saki is a good man.

Donnie

If you choose Oroku Saki, the world itself could be at risk. Take it from us, the kapa brothers.

Yoshi is too dedicated to ninjtisu to raise a family.

Michelangelo

That's not true. Splinter loves little Miwa. She's so cute.

I don't who I will choose. I must do what's right for my daughter.

Raphael

Follow your heart, Shen. You know who the better man is.

Please. Let me get you some more cucumbers.

Pathetic. I will not abide by this dishonor.

Saki.

Shen, I ask you one last time: Make the right choice.

I have already made it.

Hmm.

Take Miwa and go, Shen.

But, Yoshi, Saki. Please- you are brothers.

No. We were never blood!

Shredder

Karai, forgive me. I never should have allowed it to go this far. I will destroy Splinter and the Turtles for causing you such suffering. Sleep now, my daughter. Your revenge is soon at hand.

Master Shredder

Shredder

What is it!?

You called for us, sir.

Shredder

I sense that the Turtles are about to make another move. Double security. Watch Karai at all times.

We are on it!

Rocksteady

Da! Freaky turtle ninjas never get past the Bebop and Rocksteady.

Shredder

Do not fail me, (or I will kill myself.)

Leonardo

Sensei, we need to get one of those brain-worms. It's the only way Donnie can create a cure for Karai.

Splinter

I appreciate the effort, but you need to know your lives are just as important to me, my sons. And because of that, no missions until Raphael's leg heals!

Splinter

April, what's wrong?

April

I don't know, Sensei. I sense something's wrong with Donnie. Maybe...maybe's he distracted.

Leonardo

This is bad! We need Donnie for something like this!

Raphael

Unfortunately, someone made him dumber than himself!

Donatello

You know, I gotta admit, sometimes I can be hard on you and act like you're not as smart as me.

Michelangelo

No worries, brah.

Donatello

But now I finally understand how you feel all the time.

Michelangelo

Thanks, Donnie. [realizes he's been insulted] Wait a sec. DONNIE!

Leonardo

Donnie, you know how much this means to Sensei.

Donatello

Leo, I'm trying as hard as I can.

Leonardo

Well try harder.

Donatello

Try harder!? I always have to find the solution! You're leader, Leo! You find the answer! Or what about Raph!?

Raphael

I got the answer for you- Karai's a lost cause!

Michelangelo

Don't say that, dude!