I'll never forget the night we left New York City. The Kraang defeated us, Leo got badly hurt, Master Splinter is...gone. We lost. We had nowhere left to go, so we came to old farmhouse I grew up in, miles away from the city; a place we could all be safe in. The first thing we did was take care of poor Leonardo. Raphael keeps a constant visual over Leo, waiting for him to wake up. Michelangelo goofs around a lot, but he does a ton of chores around the house. But mostly he goofs around a lot. Donatello built a lab in the barn, trying to create a mutagentic medicine to heal Leo. And then there's me, April O'Neil. I spend most of my time training with the Turtles, and writing in my ever-expanding journal. I miss New York, my sensei, my dad. Hopefully Leo will recover and we can all go home soon, if there's even a home to go back to. But life, as Master Splinter would say, must continue on.
S3Within the Woods
[making an antidote for Leo] One last drop and I think I've done it. [the antidote blows up in his face] Aah!
[laughs at Donnie, then gets under the truck to fix it] This baby's gonna need a lot of work.
[The truck falls and crushes Casey underneath. Donnie, finding this hilarious, mocks his laughter.]
But, what Master Splinter would say, "We must accept the hand that the universe has dealt us."
Wow. That is deep, yo.
Master Splinter's gone, Mikey. And Leo may never wake up. The universe dealt us a terrible hand.
You turned my brother into a plant? You turned him into a plant!!! Let me go, Creep, I’ll bash the mutagen straight out of you!
[in bathroom] "Guys, guys get in here!"
"Leo?"
(has awoken, his voice much deeper) "Heh...hey guys."
Leo it's you!
(grunts and weak voice) "That hurts."
S3A Foot Too Big
(To Raph) Make waste
(opens the door to see the toilet clean and it sparkles but turns head and sees the tub all stinky and cover with flies)
(close the door fast) AHHHH! (leans on the door and pants hard and got pissed) BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're not just a mutant, Donnie. You're my mutant.
(Warmly kisses him on the lips)
I understand ... nothing.
S3Buried Secrets
Here, Mom. (Gives her a cup of hot tea)
Thank you, April. I'm still a little shaky. I know this is hard to believe, but, the Kraang ship has been here for years. It was your great-grandfather who discovered it. He made the mistake of awakening the Kraang. They paid him back by experimenting on him, and his entire bloodline. They knew we were the key to unlocking their precious mutagen. We were their Guinea pigs.
Aw. Guinea pigs are so cute.
I told you not to be stupid, you moron!
After you were born, it was clear you were very special. We knew it was only a matter of time before the Kraang came for you. We escaped. Kirby fled with you to the city, but I was recaptured and put into stasis.
All these years. I never knew what happened to you. I didn't know what to think. Dad would never tell me.
Now you know. And now we never have to be apart again. Where is Kirby anyway?
Oh, he got turned into a freaky Kraang-headed mu-
You had to pull a Mikey didn't ya?
He's just kidding, Mrs. O'Neil. Kirby's on a...safari in Puerto Rico. He won't be back for a while.
I'm just so glad to have my April back.
[furious] Michelangelo... You attacked April's MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!
Mikey, have you completely cracked your shell?
I don't trust her. She's all kinds of wrong. You guys got to believe me.
Oh, just like the time tiny elves stole your nunchucks and replaced 'em with mozzarella sticks?
[Flashback starts with Mikey sleeping, while tiny elves replacing Mikey's nunchucks with mozzarella sticks.]
Yes!
Or the time you and ice cream kitty entered a break dancing contest?
[Flashback of Kitty and Mikey dancing]
Exactly!
Stop it, Mikey. Do you have any idea how much this means to April? If you ruin this for her-
[irritated] Fine! If you don't believe me, I'll prove it. [he leaves in anger, while the others look at each other]
[upset] No one gets me. No one but you.
Meow!
Aww! See? You're just so cute, I could eat you up. Om nom nom nom nom! [he puts the cream on her head and some berries, which makes her look like a milkshake. He and Ice Cream Kitty smile at each other. Suddenly, Ice Cream Kitty starts hissing, growling and meowing furiously.]
April, you okay?
Yeah. It just feels like I lost my family all over again, even it really wasn't my mom. Maybe...maybe she is gone forever. But maybe she's still out there...somewhere.
You can't give up hope. Trust me on that.
And you haven't lost your family 'cause we are your family.
S3The Croaking
[The episode begins with Michelangelo and ice cream kitty watching an episodes of Crognard.]
Fly Go-lek, my lizard-steed! For Wizardess the Enchantress shall be rescued by Crognard the Barbarian!
[The wizardess is in the clutches of a monster.]
Crognard, am I glad to-[Screams.]
[The monster eats her alive.]
Fear my barbarian punch! Rah!
[The hero punches the monster.]
Fear my barbarian punch! Rah! This is just what I needed, Ice Cream Kitty. An ice cream/pizza/cartoon party extravaganza! Uh! Pizza wrestling time! Take that!
[Mikey starts to wrestle while making a mess. While having fun, Mikey doesn't realize that he just completely make the mess all over the house. The others arrived.]
Mikey! What have you done?
Uh, hey guys. This isn't what it looks like. I was studying barbarian fighting techniques.
You trashed the place.
I did not!
[The pizza from the ceiling, falls on top of him. Mikey takes the pizza off and sees that he really trashed the place. Leo, Donnie and Raph, having a white eyes as fire in the background can be seen, are now annoyed and angry with Mikey for yet another of that mess.]
[enraged] THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU’VE MESSED THE PLACE UP IN A WEEK.
[Leo yelled at Mikey while he and the other two glared furiously at Mikey. It wasn’t long before Raph shoved a mop to Mikey and bellowed at him very loud.]
[harshly] CLEAN UP NOW!!! AND AS FOR YOU. [Ice Cream Kitty angrily yowls and throws ice cream flakes at his face. And Raph grabs her roughly and furiously throws Ice Cream Kitty into her freezer.] AH! AND STAY THERE! It better be spotless by the time we get back. Some ninja. You're just a big screw up!
[Mikey looks at them leaving, April stands there for a few moments, watches Mikey with a sympathetic expression on her face, before she leaves. However the others, save for April, don't realize that these words deeply hurt the youngest turtle. Heartbroken, Mikey stares at the place, upset, hurt and sad, because his brothers and Casey disrespects him. He picks up his stuff for another place to leave.]
I'm such a problem for them? Fine! I was just having fun. But I'm not gonna stay where I'm not wanted.
[Meows]
Ice Cream Kitty, tell the others I'm running away. I'll walk back to New York if I have to.
[Meows]
I'm sorry, my little friend. April will take care of you. Mmm.
S3In Dreams
Are they sick?
No, but I sense they're getting weaker, like something is draining the life out of them.
That Bernie guy asked if we'd been feeling tired.
And that book he had. Somnioruim- it's Latin for "dreams" or "of the dreams."
I'm gonna see what's in that book. You do what you can here.
I like chocolate chip cookies.
SHUT UP, DAVE!
Wait. Did April kiss me back there?
Dream on, Donnie. Dream on.
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