Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

We're coming for you, and not just to hurt you – to kill you. You understand me?

Dick Roman

Come on, Dean. I can't be killed.

Dean

You're gonna wish you could, then.

Dick Roman

[laughs] That's some conviction. You'd really crush it on the motivational circuit.

Dean

You're either laughing because you're scared or you're laughing because you're stupid. I'll see you soon, Dick.

Sam

Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. His eyes are open.

Dean

Bobby?

Sam

Hey.

Dean

What – don't talk. Don't talk. A pen – I –

Dean

Here. Here, here, here. What is it?

Bobby

Idjits. [he dies]

Dean

Alright scoot, jerkface, show your elders some respect.

Sam

You scoot, asshat. *tosses popcorn at Dean*

Dean

Did we get licorice?

Sam

No, we did not get licorice, we got good snacks. Licorice is disgusting.

Dean

I'm sorry, I-I didn't quite understand that, uh Mr. Peanut Butter-and-Banana-Sandwiches?

Sam

You know what, I stand by that sandwich! Nobody likes licorice, it-it's made of dirt!

Dean

It is a classic movie food! It's right up there with popcorn!

Sam

Popcorn, really?

Dean

Yes!

Sam

You're outta your mind!

Dean

What, it's like little chewy pieces of heaven!

Sam

Chewy pieces of heaven if you're a girl!

Bobby

[watches as Dean and Sam fade away]

Well, Bobby? Stay or go, what's it gonna be?

Frank

Come and get your costume on. We can scoot.

Dean

[Whispers to himself] .."Costume"... What?..

Dean

What was she doing?

Frank

Being a naughty, bossy little girl.

Dean

I'd hate to ask for that in the non-porno version.

Dean

I don't think you're in a position to be giving suggestions, Alright? I think you're one tinfoil hat away from a rubber room.

Frank

Did I mention you look awful?

Dean

Yes. Maybe because someone I cared about just got shot in the head and this is like shoving a rock up a hill.. And...screw you.

Frank

Here's my advice you didn't ask for: quit.

Dean

I'm not gonna quit. That's not even an option. I'm not gonna walk out on my brother.

Frank

Okay then, fine. Do what I did.

Dean

[scoffs] What? go native? Stock up on C-rations?

Frank

No, cupcake. What I did when I was 26 and came home to find my wife and two kids gutted on the floor. Decide to be fine til the end of the week. Make yourself smile because you're alive and that's your job. Then do it again the next week.

Dean

So, fake it?

Frank

I call it being professional. Do it right, with a smile, or don't do it.

Ever know anyone who left the life?

Dean

No - they all get killed first.

What century is this? No one fist bumps anymore.

Dean

C'mon. Give it up!

You're a dweeb

Sam

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I hope you're watching cartoon smut, 'cause reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just self punishment.

Dean

It's called anime. And it's an art form.

Eliot

Let's go kill that bastard. Because that...

Dean

(Imitating Sean Connery) Is the Chicago way.

Chicago way?

Eliot

Who the hell talks like that?

Dean

Sean Connery.

Dean

I'll admit, it could be in the general vicinity of the ballpark of our kind of thing.

Sam

Yeah, uh, "didn't match anything human" usually seals the deal for me.

Dean

Anyway, I--I left the flask over here the other night.

Yes, I found it. It was so beat up and old, I almost tossed it.

Dean

Yeah, well, the guy it belonged to was beat-up and old, too. But I was very close with him and I'd hate to lose it.

Dean

I know Bobby's got a Grecian encyclopedia of weird in here. I saw it last time I was looking through this stupid... Would it kill him to have a system?

Sam

He has a system. His files are set up like his brain.

You're a good man. My mother told me that.

Dean

I seriously doubt she said that. And if you knew me you would seriously doubt it's true.