Frank quotes from Supernatural

Frank

Sure you're not a Leviathan. Dick Roman's not a Leviathan. Gwyneth Paltrow's not a Leviathan...

Frank

You think it's this easy to see inside what's real, and also be bi-polar with delusional ideation. There's no pill for my situation sweetie-pop, so yeah the big mouths are onto me. Next question!

Frank

[to Dean] Patience, grasshopper.

Dean

Uh, Bobby Singer sent us.

Frank

[growls, stands up and cocks gun]

Dean

Or not! Who?

Frank

Come and get your costume on. We can scoot.

Dean

[Whispers to himself] .."Costume"... What?..

Dean

What was she doing?

Frank

Being a naughty, bossy little girl.

Dean

I'd hate to ask for that in the non-porno version.

Dean

I don't think you're in a position to be giving suggestions, Alright? I think you're one tinfoil hat away from a rubber room.

Frank

Did I mention you look awful?

Dean

Yes. Maybe because someone I cared about just got shot in the head and this is like shoving a rock up a hill.. And...screw you.

Frank

Here's my advice you didn't ask for: quit.

Dean

I'm not gonna quit. That's not even an option. I'm not gonna walk out on my brother.

Frank

Okay then, fine. Do what I did.

Dean

[scoffs] What? go native? Stock up on C-rations?

Frank

No, cupcake. What I did when I was 26 and came home to find my wife and two kids gutted on the floor. Decide to be fine til the end of the week. Make yourself smile because you're alive and that's your job. Then do it again the next week.

Dean

So, fake it?

Frank

I call it being professional. Do it right, with a smile, or don't do it.

Dean

Frank, hey, I don't mean to double-dip in your crazy sauce. No offense.

Frank

None taken, Fudge Pop.

Dean

Think you can crack it?

Frank

Can a dog play poker?

Dean

I don't...

Frank

The answer is "yes."