Dick Roman quotes from Supernatural

Dick Roman

[After being sprayed with Borax] Sam... That is not how we communicate from a place of yes. That was bracing. Where'd you kids find this stuff?

Dick

You're kind of completing me right now Charlie. You have that thing, that spark that makes humans so special. Not everyone has it you know. Most people can be replaced, but people like you are impossible to copy.

Dick

Bruce Springsteen, Eli Manning and our own little Charlie? You know what they are? Irreplaceable. You're more of a Tim Tebow, Joe Biden type. You got no spark. In fact there's nothing in you. Except Harold's dinner.

Dick Roman

We need America. They're so fat.

Dick

Oh, eat up. The sushi's made of fresh orphan.

Dean

We're coming for you, and not just to hurt you – to kill you. You understand me?

Dick Roman

Come on, Dean. I can't be killed.

Dean

You're gonna wish you could, then.

Dick Roman

[laughs] That's some conviction. You'd really crush it on the motivational circuit.

Dean

You're either laughing because you're scared or you're laughing because you're stupid. I'll see you soon, Dick.

Crowley

So, if you're suddenly calling, I guess you're up to speed on the Winchesters, which means you intercepted the Prophet. And the Prophet told you that my blood is the key to everything. You know what I like about you?

Dick Roman

Lack of pretension?

Crowley

You're smarter than you look.

Dick Roman

Oh, well, now you're just flirting.

Dick Roman

And good on you! Pulling that together – A-plus.

Dean

Oh, you don't think this'll work, do you? You trust that demon?

Dick Roman

You sure I'm even me, Dean?

Dean

No but he is [indicating Castiel] See here's the thing about dealing with Crowley: he will always find a way to bone you.

Dick Roman

Did you really think you could trump me?

Dean

Honestly? [pulls out the real bone] No. [Castiel holds Dick's head in place from behind and Dean stabs him through the neck] Figured we'd have to catch you off-guard!