Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

You know what? Bobby was right. Your head's not in it, man. When Cass died you were wobbly, but now..

Dean

Now what? Oh, what, you're dealing with this so perfect? Yeah! News flash, pal. You're just as screwed up as I am! You're just...bigger.

Sam

....What?!

Dean

I don't know...

Sam

Look.. Dean, the thing is, tonight it... It almost got you killed. Now, I don't care how you deal. I really, really don't. But just don't.. don't get killed.

Sam

So, we got dick on Dick?

Dean

That's a vivid way of putting it.

Dean

You scared of robots?

(points to his eyes) They have laser eyes!

Sam

[trying to be nonchalant] Hey. We ready? [off Dean's look, he sighs and spreads his arms] Okay, just say it.

Dean

[cracking up] I'm sorry, you look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers.

Dean

[trying to contain his laughter] Sam, I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Sam

Which time?

Dean

No, I mean it. Leaving you there on your own, that was a dick move.

Sam

You know what? I actually feel pretty good about it. Getting my ass kicked by those juggalos was therapeutic.

Dean

You faced your fears.

Sam

And now what more could a clown possibly do to me?

I was a wreck, an emotional shell, a drunk. I was suicidal.

Dean

I don't usually endorse suicide, but, man, what stopped you?

Dean

What, are you going for, like, the Guinness record of caffeine consumption? That's like your fifth this morning.

Sam

Yeah, well, every time I close my eyes, Lucifer is yelling into my head. It's like I let him in once, now I can't get rid of him.

Dean

You know he's not actually...

Sam

Yeah. Yeah, no. I know. Uh, try telling that to the volume control inside my brain.

Dean

Dancers. They are toe shoes full of crazy.

Sam

And you would know this how?

Dean

I saw Black Swan. Twice. Hot tutu-on-tutu action. Come on, Sam, what's wrong with you?

Sam

Wow. The depths of your...

Dean

Could be a dead end, but I hear they have good coffee in Portland.

Sam

Dude, that's Seattle.

Sam

(about the ballet shoes) Do they... look like they're... your size?

Dean

Shut up.

Sam

Wait, a-are you –

Dean

Getting the strong urge to Prince Siegfried myself into oblivion? Yes.

Sam

You really did see "Black Swan."

Sam

You okay there, Baryshnikov?!

Dean

Yeah.. Yeah, I'm "pas de done."

Dean

You know, I wonder how old porn kills you.

Sam

Pretty sure you don't want to know.

Dean

Frank, hey, I don't mean to double-dip in your crazy sauce. No offense.

Frank

None taken, Fudge Pop.

Dean

Think you can crack it?

Frank

Can a dog play poker?

Dean

I don't...

Frank

The answer is "yes."

Sam

It doesn't matter what I do, Dean. Lucifer will not shut up.

Dean

Even now?

Sam

He's singing "Stairway to Heaven" right now.

Dean

Good song.

Sam

Not 50 times in a row.