Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Uh, Bobby Singer sent us.

Frank

[growls, stands up and cocks gun]

Dean

Or not! Who?

Dean

Nobody puts baby in a corner!

Sam

You know that's a line from...

Dean

Swayze movie! Swayze always gets a pass!

You're a virile manifestation of the divine. [Walks away]

Dean

[to Sam] The hell did he say to me?

Sam

Dean...

Dean

Oh! He speaks.

You're the brothers from the --

Sam

Oh, no, no, no, no. The Winchester guys on the news a couple weeks back? No -- we get that a lot.

Dean

Yeah, no. Those depraved killers got put down like the dogs that they were. Us on the other hand, we're completely harmless.

Sam

I mean, how many crystal balls do you figure there are in Lily Dale?

Dean

Somewhere between 50 and, uh, all of them.

Dean

Yeah. See, there's, uh, fake whoo-whoo crap, and there's real whoo-whoo crap.

Well, yeah, but... ghosts?

Dean

Oh, trust me. There's a lot weirder out there than that.

So "The X-files" is real, or you just stopped talking like an FBI agent.

Sam

Well, um... we're not FBI agents.

I need a drink.

Dean

I support that.

Sam

Says who? Look, I'll work this damn case, but you lied to me, and you killed my friend.

Dean

No, I put down a monster who killed four people, and if you didn't know her, you'd have done the same thing.

Sam

I did know her, Dean.

Dean

Yeah, which is why you couldn't do it. Look, I get it. There are certain people in this world, no matter how dangerous they are, you just can't.

Sam

Don't pull that card! That's bull. Look, if I've learned one thing, it's that if something feels wrong, it probably is!

Dean

Usually, yeah. But killing Amy was not wrong. You couldn't do it, so I did. That's what family does -- the dirty work. And I woulda told you, eventually, once I knew that this whole "waving a gun at Satan" thing was a one-time show. I think it's reasonable to want to know that you're off the friggin' high dive, Sam. You almost got us both killed, so you can be pissed all you want, but quit being a bitch.

Sam

You were right. About Amy. If she was... just any monster, I'm not sure I could have let her walk away. I don't know. I mean, I'll never know.

Dean

So, what are you saying?

Sam

What I'm saying is... I get why you did it. You were just trying to make sure no one else got hurt. But here's the thing. You can't just look me in the face and tell me you're fine. I mean, you're not sleeping, you drink for the record --

Dean

Oh, here we go.

Sam

Look, whatever. Last one to preach, I know. But... Just be honest with me. How are those the actions of someone who knows they did the right thing?

Dean

You want me to be honest?

Sam

Yeah.

Dean

I went with my gut. And that felt right. I didn't trust her, Sam. Of course, ever since Cas, I'm having a hard time trusting anybody. And as far as how I been acting... I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause I don't like lying to you. You know, it doesn't feel right. So, yeah, you got me there. I been climbing the walls.

Sam

I know how that is.

Sam

All right, um... So, a little sudden. But life is short, so I'll keep this shorter. I'm in love. And I'm getting married... Say something, like, uh, like, "congratulations," for example.

Dean

What?

Crowley

I have one rule: make a deal, keep it.

Well technically, I didn't...

Crowley

There's a reason we don't call our chips in early: consumer confidence. This isn't Wall Street, this is Hell! We have a little something called integrity. If this gets out, who'll deal with us? Nobody! Then, where are we?

I don't know.

Crowley

That's right, you don't, because you're a stupid, short-sighted little prat. Now, hand the jackass over, I'll cancel every deal he's made.

Dean

What are you going to do with him?

Crowley

Make an example of him.

Dean

That's just great. This is stupid. Our quality of life is crap. We got Purgatory's least wanted everywhere, and we're on our third "The World's Screwed" issue in, what, three years? We've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already.

Sam

Someone's got to do it.

Dean

What if the bus wants to go over the cliff?

Sam

You think the world wants to end?

Dean

I think that if we didn't take its belt and all its pens away each year that, yeah, the whole enchilada woulda offed itself already.

Bobby

Stop trying to wrestle with the big picture, son. You're gonna hurt your head.

Dean

[talking through a mouthful] Oh, that is good sandwich.

Bobby

What the hell did you get?

Dean

New Pepperjack Turducken' Slammer -- limited time only.

Bobby

Bunch of birds shoved up inside each other. Shouldn't play God like that.

Dean

Hey, don't look at me sideways from that -- that Chinese chicken geezer salad there, okay? This is awesome. Like the perfect storm of your top-three edible birds.

Dean

This is stupid. My sandwich didn't do anything. I don't know what you think you're gonna find.

Bobby

There's something wrong with you, Dean.

Dean

Are you kidding? I'm fine! I -- I actually feel great. The best I've felt in a couple months. Cas? Black goo? I don't even care anymore. And you know what's even better? I don't care that I don't care. I just want my damn slammer back.

Sam

Dude, you are completely stoned, just like Ranger Rick was.

Bobby

Just like the dinner rush back at Biggerson's. And everybody's loving the Turducken'.

Dean

I think you pissed off my sandwich.

Sam

Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder into a Pumpkinhead...and is currently turning Dean into an idiot.

Dean

I'm right here, right here