Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Lisa

The one thing that I do know is that you're not a construction worker. You're a hunter. And now you know your brother's out there, things are different. You don't want to be here, Dean.

Dean

Yes, I do.

Lisa

Okay. Okay, but, but you also want to be there. I get it. You're white-knuckling it living like this. Like what you are is some bad, awful thing. But you're not. But I'm not going to have this discussion every time you leave. And this is... this is just going to keep happening, so... I need you to go.

Sam

Were you racing me?

Dean

No. I was kicking your ass.

Sam

Very mature.

Dean

We should call Cass.

Sam

You kidding, right?... Dean, I tried. It was the first and second and third thing I did as soon I got topside. Son of a bitch won't answer the phone!

Dean

Well, let's give it a shot. Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Sam

You're an idiot.

Dean

Stay positive.

Sam

Oh, I am positive.

Dean

C'mon, Cass. Don't be a dick. We got ourselves a... plague-like situation down here. Do you... Do you copy? [Nothing happens]

Sam

Like I said, the son of a bitch doesn't answer. [Castiel appears behind Sam, Dean sees him] He's right behind me, isn't he?

Castiel

Hello.

Sam

Hello?!

Castiel

Y-Yes.

Sam

[mimics Castiel's voice] "Hello." [Sam shakes his head] Hello?!

Castiel

Uhh... That is still the term?

Sam

I spent all that time trying to get through to you. Dean calls once and now it's [Mimics Castiel again] Hello.

Castiel

Yes.

Sam

So what you - you like him better or something?

Castiel

Dean and I do share a more profound bond. [Dean and Sam give him a look] I wasn't going to mention it.

Balthazar

Holy fire. You hairless ape! Release me!

Dean

First you're taking your marker off of Aaron Birch's soul.

Balthazar

Am I?

Dean

Sam!

Sam

Unless you like your wings extra crispy, I'd think about it.

Balthazar

Castiel, I stood for you in Heaven. Are you gonna let these two-

Castiel

I believe the hairless ape has the floor.

Bobby

Sam, Dean, I love you like my own. I do. But sometimes... sometimes you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons of bitches I ever met. I'm selfish? Me? I do everything for you. Everything! You need some lore scrounged up, you need your asses pulled out of the fire, you need someone to bitch to about each other. You call me, and I come through. Every damn time! And what do I get for it? Jack with a side of squat!

Dean

Bobby...

Bobby

Do I sound like I'm done? Now look, I know you got issues. God knows, I know. But I got a news flash for you. You ain't the center of the universe! Now it may have slipped your minds that Crowley owns my soul, and the meter is running. And I will be damned if I'm going to sit around and... and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once?

Dean

"He could hear the blood rushing inside her. Almost taste it. He tried desperately to control himself. Romero knew their love was impossible." Romero? Really?

Sam

Dean, shut up.

Dean

This is a national best-seller. How is that possible?

Sam

Where are you going?

Dean

Bathroom, okay? Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: vampires pee!

Dean

You gotta figure out what the hell he [Sam] is and fast.

Bobby

I'm trying. But, Dean, there's a worst case scenario.

Dean

What, Satan's my co-pilot? Yeah, I know.

Bobby

Well, that'd be the other worst case.

Dean

Well, then what?

Bobby

Maybe it's just Sam.

Sam

A dentist drilled a guy to death.

Dean

You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling, right?

I'm sitting like this so you'll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.

Dean

Good luck with that.

Bobby

Tori Spelling. I'm a huge fan. Girl's a real talent.

Dean

I guess it does work over the phone.

Bobby

You know what else? I get a pedicure once in a while at this nice Vietnamese joint.

Dean

Okay, please stop.

Bobby

This one girl, Nhung Phuong, name means "velvet phoenix." Tiny thing, but the grip on her! She starts on my toes and I feel like I am gonna -

Dean

Whoa, whoa, hey, come on, man. Now I'm scarred for life! Thank you.

Dean

I told myself I wanted out. That I wanted a family.

But you were lying.

Dean

No, but what I'm good at is slicing throats. I ain't a father, I'm a killer. And there's no changing that, I know that now.

Dean

So is he even still Sam?

Castiel

Well, you pose an interesting philosophical question.

Sam

So, Samuel didn't take the bait, so I went with Plan B.

Dean

We had a Plan B?

Sam

I fired up the GPS in one of his cell phones. We should be able to track him right to the Alpha.

Dean

The old man won't notice?

Sam

Trust me. He thinks Velcro is big news.

Alpha Vampire

The thing about souls, if you've got one, of course, is they're predictable. You die, you go up or down. Where do my kind go?

Dean

All right, enough with the sermon, freak.

Alpha Vampire

I'm trying to answer the question. Now, when we freaks die, where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell. So?

Dean

Legoland?