Alpha Vampire quotes from Supernatural

Alpha Vampire

When your kind first huddled around the fire, I was the thing in the dark. Now you think you can hurt me?

Alpha Vampire

The thing about souls, if you've got one, of course, is they're predictable. You die, you go up or down. Where do my kind go?

Dean

All right, enough with the sermon, freak.

Alpha Vampire

I'm trying to answer the question. Now, when we freaks die, where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell. So?

Dean

Legoland?

Edgar

Mankind's a limited resource, after all.

Alpha Vampire

There are seven billion of them.

Edgar

Only seven.

Alpha Vampire

We come from you.

Edgar

Barely.

Alpha Vampire

I am the son of Eve!

Edgar

A pathetic mutt! Hardly one of us. I knew Eve... and honestly, your mommy was a whore.

Alpha Vampire

Right, right, your flesh is crawling. All you want to do is kill me now. You hate having to wait and come back, and try again...

Dean

Pretty much. I wouldn't leave that head to close to that body for too long.

Alpha Vampire

See you next season.

Dean

Looking forward to it.

Vampire

[The vampire is putting body parts into a wood chipper]

Dean

Hey! Hey, you need a hand with that? [He sees a hand sticking out] Oh! [Chuckles] I guess not.