Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Brady

What is this?

Dean

All those angels, all those demons, all those sons of bitches...they just don't get it, do they, Sammy?

Sam

No, they don't, Dean.

Dean

You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of.

Castiel

[To Dean] You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be.

Dean

Thank you... [says with a tiny bit of sarcasm]: I appreciate that..

Castiel

You're welcome.

Dean

So please tell us you have actual good news.

Bobby

Chicago is about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. Three million people are gonna die.

Castiel

I don't understand your definition of good news.

Bobby

The world's gonna end. Seems stupid to get all precious over one little soul.

Dean

You sold your soul?

Crowley

More like pawned it. I fully intend to give it back.

Dean

Well then give it back!

Crowley

I will.

Dean

Now!

Sam

Did you kiss him?

Dean

Sam!

Sam

Just wondering.

Bobby

[awkward silence] No!

Crowley

[coughs, shows photo of him and Bobby kissing on his iPhone]

Bobby

Why'd you take a picture?!?

Crowley

Why'd you have to use tongue?

Sam

So Pestilence was spreading swine flu.

Dean

Yeah, but not just for giggles. That was step one. Step two is the vaccine. And you think...?

Crowley

I know. I'll stake my reputation that vaccine is chock full of Grade A, farm-fresh, Croatoan virus.

Sam

Simultaneous countrywide distribution. That's quite a plan.

Crowley

You don't get to be Horsemen for nothing. So you boys better stock up on... well, everything. This time next Thursday, we'll all be living in Zombieland.

Dean

I'm on board.

Sam

You're gonna let me say yes?

Dean

No, that's the thing. It's not on me to let you do anything. You're a grown--well, overgrown--man. If this is what you want, I'll back your play.

Sam

That's the last thing I thought you'd ever say.

Dean

Might be.

Castiel

Hey! Assbutt!

Dean

"Assbutt"?

Azazel

Hiya Dean, look what the apocalypse shook loose. [laughs] You have fun sniffing that trail? 'Cause I sure had fun pattin' you around.

Dean

You can't be...

Azazel

Oh sure I can.

Dean

No.

Azazel

Yeah, kiddo, the big daddy brought your pal Cass back, right? So why not me? Add a little spice to all that... sugar. [Dean shoots him] Really? After all we've been through together? You know, you've got a great little life here; pretty lady, real understanding... hell of a kid. And how do you keep your lawn so green? I mean, come on, Dean! You never been what I'd call "brainy", but did you really think you were gonna get to keep all of this? You had to know that we were comin' for you sometime, pal. You can't outrun your past.

Dean

Sammy?

Sam

Yeah, it's me.

Dean

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You... you... you were... you were gone man! That... That was it, how the hell you're...

Sam

I don't know.

Dean

What did you mean, you don't know?

Sam

I mean no idea. I'm just back.

Dean

Was it God? Or... or Cas? Did Cas know anything about it?

Sam

You tell me. I've been calling, Cas hasn't answered my prayers. I don't even know where he is.

Sam

You finally had what you wanted Dean.

Dean

I wanted my brother! Alive!

Sam

You wanted a family. You have for a long time. Maybe the whole time. I know you. You only gave it up because of the way we lived, but you had something and you were building something. Had I shown up Dean, you would've just run off.

Dean

Do you have any clue what walking away meant for me?

Bobby

Yeah, a woman and a kid... and not getting your guts ripped out at age 30. That's what it meant.

Dean

That woman and that kid, I went to them because you asked me to.

Bobby

Good.

Dean

Good for who? I showed up on their doorstep half out of my head with grief. God knows why they even let me in. I drank too much, I had nightmares. I looked everywhere. I collected hundreds of books trying to find anything to bust you out.

Sam

You promised you'd leave it alone.

Dean

Of course, I didn't leave it alone! Sue me!

Lisa

You're an idiot. I mean, I know it wasn't greeting-card perfect, but we were in it together.

Dean

I was a wreck half the time.

Lisa

Yeah, well, the guy that basically just saved the world shows up at your door, you expect him to have a couple of issues.

Dean

Maybe I shouldn't go.

Lisa

It's okay. You want to go, so go.

Dean

You know what, Sam can handle this.

Lisa

Dean, no offense, but if you don't walk out that door, I'm going to shoot you.

Sam

Seatbelt.

Dean

What am I, in third grade? A car should drive, not be a little bitch.

Dean

You want to bring it to a bunch of hunters.

Sam

Not just hunters, Dean. They're our family.

Dean

We don't know them.

Sam

I do. Not every hunter is a head case. I mean, Samuel is actually a lot like you.

Dean

I'm a freaking head case.