Bobby Heenan quotes from SummerSlam

Don't do it Perfect! Don't touch that ref!

Why? Disqualifcation will save his title.

All right then nail him!

[as Bret blocks a legdrop from Mr. Perfect] Nice block there, that move. Oh, he's got that hold half-applied on the canvas! He's turning him over!

Beautiful counter!

The Sharpshooter!

[as Hebner calls for the bell] He's got it!

HE GOT IT!

NO! NO!

We've got a new champion!

We've got a new champion!

NO!

ALRIGHT!

The winner of this bout and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Bret "Hitman" Hart!

The new Intercontinental Champion, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!

Tear it off, Bret! Tear it off, man!

Look at Perfect, he's hurt. He wants out of there!

We've got us a new champeen! [sic]

And he deserves it! This place is going bananas!

Come on dummy, I don't have all day, I'm a busy man. Right here is the dressing room. Of the WWF champion Hulk Hogan. And I'm going to embarrass him and see what kind of a man he really is. [knocks on Hogan's door] Come on Hogan, open up! Wait till you see this. [Hogan opens the door.] On behalf of the real world's champion, Ric Flair, I would like to challenge you, Hogan. At any time any place - [Hogan slams the door.] Who do you think you're embarrassing?! You wouldn't do that if Ric Flair was standing here! You hear-- You hear me?! Turn that camera off. Turn that damn thing off!

Oh I love it!

That's not the first door he's had slammed in his face. That's why he ain't married.

We are about to find out who the real law and order is. And I believe it's the man in the red shirt. [The Mountie]

Well I believe it's the man in the blue shirt. [The Big Boss Man]

I'm going to get the Boss Man a pack of cigarettes.

Are you leaving again?

Yes, I'm going to take him some cigarettes.

What do you mean take him some cigarettes? He doesn't even smoke!

No but he's going to need them to bribe the screws.

Will you stop?!

Come on Boss Man, get up! It's six o clock in the morning. Here's your cup of coffee and your one cigarette.

Oh you know what time they get up in the pokey do you?

I watched Police Story in Colombo.

I think he's speaking from personal experience.

I hope Slaughter keeps getting back up so that Hogan can keep knocking him down.

You must really hate the man.

I do!

I suppose you like a traitor. Aren't you an American?

Yes.

Well this guy turned his back on his country! Would you do that? Maybe you would.

My favorite show is The Price Is Right.

What are you doing with that ridiculous-looking crown on?

Well, you little stupid peasant, I happen to be Sir Bobby, the King of England.

Henry VIII would be rolling over in his grave, Bobby "the Brain" Heenan, if he could see this! Nonetheless, the only thing royal about you is you're a royal pain; and speaking of a pain, in whose corner is Mr. Perfect really going to be in — the Ultimate Warrior's, or is going to be in the corner of the Macho Man?

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I hate to say it, but the Bushwhackers are a lot prettier than some of the women I've seen here.

Would you please stop that?

There are more moons here in London, England, than there are on any other planet!

I've never seen so many smiles in all my life.

From the home of the Olympic Games of 1948

He's no William Shakespeare, that's for sure.

He's a genius!

All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner.

You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a situp.

[on the foam fingers in the audience] I remember when I used to walk to the ring, McMahon, and people used to hold up one finger.

That was a different kind of salute.

Unbelievable intestinal fortitude on the part of both participants. [Hart rolls over Bulldog, attempting a...] Sunset flip...[Bulldog kneels over Bret's shoulders, catches both legs, and leans forward as Joey Marella counts] Wait a minute...two...that's it!

He beat him! He beat him! Wembley Arena is going nuts! I mean Wembley Stadium! I don't know where I am!

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout...and NEW Intercontinental Champion: The British Bulldog!

Isn't it ironic that the colors of Michigan are yellow?

And blue.

But mostly yellow.

They're not yellow, they're gold, Bobby Heenan.