Bobby Heenan quotes from SummerSlam

Cover him! It's over! He got him! (IRS kicks out) No he didn't.

Whaddya mean it's over?!? It's not over!

Well, call it what you will, call it luck, call it ability, call it the fact that the 1-2-3 Kid will take high-risks like no one else ever in the WWF, whatever it is, you can call him victorious.

You could call him stupid.

Ouch! Hit him right on the bicusbid.

The what?

The bicusbid.

What do you know about bicusbids?

You're asking and answering your own questions, you really are the Brain, aren't you?

Well, I have to, when I'm with...

Yeah right, when you're with what?

Uh, nothing.

Well, I think he shines more, uh, his ability to think for himself without relying on a partner, could be an advantage of, uh, of Mr. IRS, but I would have to say just by watching him and the way I've been watching him and the way you, in the ring right now, I'd have to say that... yeah, the Kid's in trouble.

Could you care to repeat that please?

Well... no.

I see.

(On Irwin R. Schyster) He doesn't like to be called Irwin, he doesn't like to be called Schyster, what does he like to be called?

R.

(Jerry Lawler has Bret Hart up against the ringpost) We saw Doink earlier ram Bret's leg into the ringpost, now what's Lawler going to do? (Lawler crotches Bret against the post) Oh no!

(High voice) Oh it's going to happen to Bret "The Hitman" Hart.

Stop it Bobby Heenan!

Harvey Wippleman was instrumental in stealing that urn from the Undertaker.

No no no, he "urned" it!

(Referring to The Undertaker) The man in black!

Yeah, I bet Johnny Cash has a picture of him on his wall.

(On Harvey Wippleman) Tell him, Harvey! You tell him Harvey!

Tell him what?

Get on his case! Harvey'll knock you out in a minute, you know.

Yeah, sure...

But that urn owned by Harvey Wippleman!

It's owned by The Undertaker, it's in the possession of Harvey Wippleman.

Same thing!