Emma quotes from Stoked

Johnny

[being carried on Reef's surfboard] I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!

Broseph

[as Johnny goes blank] Dude, dude! [waves his hand in front of Johnny] Dang! Someone get the dude a chillow!

Lo

They're in the bus!

Broseph

Uh oh!

Bummer

[resort video] And why not try a delicious Wipeout Whale seafood stick! Now with seven percent real seafood!

Johnny

No food or drinks on the bus! And seatbelts on, and don't touch anything! And no farting! [hears someone fart]

Lo

Wow padded foot rest, sweet!

Fin

Whoa the seats recline!

Bummer

[on the resort video] Welcome to Surfer's Paradise, dudes!

Reef

Check it out, it's the new resort video! Bummer looks lamer than usual!

Johnny

[hears someone open a bag] Stop eating the cashews! They are for resort guest only!

Broseph

[eating cashews] If they weren't meant to be eaten, why did they put them in easy-to-open packages? Think about it, bro!

Emma

It's okay Johnny, everyone needs a little fun sometimes, even you! [puts her hand on his shoulder]

Johnny

Maybe you're right, I could use a little more fun, yeah! How about we see what these old whale wheels can do!

Emma

Woohoo, yeah!

How's my little Leslie?

Leslie? [both laugh]

Reef

Moms, what are you doing all the way out here and why didn't you call first?

Well I wanted to surprise you, sweetpea. And look. I brought someone special with me. [pulls out a stuffed animal] Ta-da! You never could sleep without wittle piggy! [Emma and Fin laugh] Are these your friends, honey?

Fin

Nice to meet you. Yes, we're very good friends with Leslie. [Emma and Fin laugh]

Emma

Oh, a whole weekend without Ty? What am I supposed to do for 48 hours?

Lo

You might wanna get a hobby.

Reef

Yo, Lo. Bummer wants you in the DR. Some kid rejected his clam chowder, as in [makes barfing sounds then laughs]

Lo

Puke pickup? Could life possibly get any worse?

Reef

[after a seagull defecates on him] SEAGULL!

Lo

Huh, I guess it could.

Emma

Lo called in a bomb threat.

Fin

Uh, what?! What's wrong with you, anyway? You've been flavored ever since we got up here!

Lo

Maybe cause my mom is such a train wreck? All I wanted was a night of luxury with the girls and she's totally embarrassing me!

Fin

Oh come on! She's not that bad.

WHOO! [sips an energy drink] These things are rad, y'all!

Emma

Anyway, you should just tell her what's going on. She's so chill.

Anyone wanna give me pink highlights? Or how about a makeup sesh? I have glitter!

Emma

Okay, "chill" may be the wrong word.

Fin

But you should totally tell her before it's too late!

Lo

No biggie. I'm sure whoever's on their way to deal with this will be totally cool.

Sit tight princess, we'll have you out in a minute!

Lo

Daddy?!

Emma

[reading a magazine] "To get past your crush, find a new frog to kiss. There just might be a prince underneath." Hey Johnny, um, with Bummer all AWOL, I was thinking, do you wanna maybe, like, go on a lunch date? [Johnny freezes in shock] Johnny?

Johnny

[pulls out a card and recites it quickly] "I, Johnny Front Desk Guy, promise you, Emma, the absolute, most awesome you've ever been on in your entire life!"

Emma

Great, but what's with the card?

Johnny

Are you kidding? I've been waiting on this since, like, forever! I got a date with Emma!

Emma

Wow. He is really into lunch.