The Kahuna quotes from Stoked

The Kahuna

Whoa, looks like the groms dodged old smokey, done and gone take a leap of faith! You dudes have a nice trip; we'll see you next fall. I don't have a clue what that means.

Reef

Hey, it's the Kahuna, up for a quick session, before my first lesson.

The Kahuna

Right on! [spots Reef's necklace] Hey, where did you get that?

Reef

The waterfall! Pretty cool, huh?

The Kahuna

No, dude, hugely not cool! You never take anything from the waterfall, the waterfall goddess will curse you for the rest of you life.

Reef

Yeah, right!

The Kahuna

No, for real, man! The last cat that took something from the Office lost both legs to a shark, now he has to surf on his belly, which is still cool.

Reef

Sounds like a load of baloney.

The Kahuna

No can do: Whalebus is parked for the next three hours, bro—double feature night—Sand in My Shorts and Sand in My Bikini. You could check them out.

Bummer

I'd rather eat my own eyeballs.

The Kahuna

Your loss, dude—they're classics.

[to Bummer] Now what?

Bummer

Might as well grab a bite.

Okay, but this is sooo not a date. Reef said my date was hot!