[being carried on Reef's surfboard] I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
[as Johnny goes blank] Dude, dude! [waves his hand in front of Johnny] Dang! Someone get the dude a chillow!
They're in the bus!
Uh oh!
[resort video] And why not try a delicious Wipeout Whale seafood stick! Now with seven percent real seafood!
No food or drinks on the bus! And seatbelts on, and don't touch anything! And no farting! [hears someone fart]
Wow padded foot rest, sweet!
Whoa the seats recline!
[on the resort video] Welcome to Surfer's Paradise, dudes!
Check it out, it's the new resort video! Bummer looks lamer than usual!
[hears someone open a bag] Stop eating the cashews! They are for resort guest only!
[eating cashews] If they weren't meant to be eaten, why did they put them in easy-to-open packages? Think about it, bro!
It's okay Johnny, everyone needs a little fun sometimes, even you! [puts her hand on his shoulder]
Maybe you're right, I could use a little more fun, yeah! How about we see what these old whale wheels can do!
Woohoo, yeah!
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