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S1 E15

Stoked · Season 1, Episode 15

Johnny, Broseph and others in “Unfinished Business”

Johnny

[being carried on Reef's surfboard] I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!

Broseph

[as Johnny goes blank] Dude, dude! [waves his hand in front of Johnny] Dang! Someone get the dude a chillow!

Lo

They're in the bus!

Broseph

Uh oh!

Bummer

[resort video] And why not try a delicious Wipeout Whale seafood stick! Now with seven percent real seafood!

Johnny

No food or drinks on the bus! And seatbelts on, and don't touch anything! And no farting! [hears someone fart]

Lo

Wow padded foot rest, sweet!

Fin

Whoa the seats recline!

Bummer

[on the resort video] Welcome to Surfer's Paradise, dudes!

Reef

Check it out, it's the new resort video! Bummer looks lamer than usual!

Johnny

[hears someone open a bag] Stop eating the cashews! They are for resort guest only!

Broseph

[eating cashews] If they weren't meant to be eaten, why did they put them in easy-to-open packages? Think about it, bro!

Emma

It's okay Johnny, everyone needs a little fun sometimes, even you! [puts her hand on his shoulder]

Johnny

Maybe you're right, I could use a little more fun, yeah! How about we see what these old whale wheels can do!

Emma

Woohoo, yeah!

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