Ripper quotes from Stoked

Ty

Wicked session!

Did you see me get barreled?

Johnny

I definitely saw you get worked!

They don't call it the Office for nothing, dude! (All the seniors laugh)

Come on, guys; it's almost seven. Time to haze some grom butts!

Ty

Right, the grand tradition of grom initiation. So how many we gonna let through this year?

Ripper

To surf the Office, I vote none!

You said it, dude!

Johnny

You know, we were groms once, and our seniors let us through.

Ripper

More groms equals less waves for me, equals an unhappy Ripper.

I don't even surf; I just want to give them a hard time! [smacks her fist into the palm of her hand in anticipation]

[about the new employees] We still get to torture them, right?

Johnny

Oh, definitely—humiliate away.

Johnny

Hey man, what's up?

Ripper

Your board is being freshly waxed as we speak. Where's young Broseph?

Johnny

Yeah, he's not gonna wanna continue living after today for real.

Ripper

Nice, one less grommet on my waves!

Johnny

[throws his voice making coughing sounds, alerting Broseph about Ripper] Just Mr. Smith, one of the guests always in the bathroom. Do not recommend going in there right now. So uh what else you have plan for Broseph?

Ripper

We just came up with the perfect idea for Broseph, the suit. [lifts up a smelly orca costume]

Johnny

Ugh, that costume reeks! You know last week someone puked in there. I don't think anyone's ever cleaned it out.

Ripper

Exactly! This is where we separate the men from the groms. I better go check on Reef! [exits]

Wipeout

[walks to the front desk] That's my suit from last week! [exits crying]

Broseph

Nah nah, I'm not wearing that, bro!

Johnny

I don't have a choice, man; I have to make you wear it!

Broseph

That's cool; maybe I'll tell Emma about your mad crush on her.

Johnny

Oops, can't find the suit.

Broseph

'[bumping fists with Johnny] My man!

Ripper

Ah! This is it! The ultimate kick back spot! Sweet waves! Soft sand! Epic view! And best of all rocks shaped like easy chairs! And we shall call it...[sighs] Chillaxland!

Ty

Cool!

[laughs] Chillaxland!

Reef

Awesome loca dudes!

Ripper

Only problem with a perfect beach spot! You never know what kind of garbage is gonna wash up!

Reef

This place rocks! Let's call it Reefdom! No, Reeftopia!

Ripper

It's already got a name! Chillaxland! Population, us! Not you!

Ty

Sorry Reef, it's kind of the exclusive property of our surf crew!

Reef

Cool, I'm totally into excluding people! Where do I sign up?

Ripper

Ya can't!

Reef

What! Why not?

Ripper

Because we said so, grom! Now get!

Reef

That's how you want it! I challenge you bums to a surf down! My crew versus your crew! [Lance, Ty and Ripper laugh]

Ripper

You had us worried, mate! But then we remember you don't have a crew!

Reef

Yet! But as soon as I get one its on!

Ripper

Okay! The winners get Chillaxland!

Reef

Reeftopia!

Ripper

And the losers get to eat fish guts! So bring your appetite!

Reef

No, you bring yours! Cause you're goin' down, suckers! [walks into his board]