Ty quotes from Stoked

Ty

Lo? Lo? LO! [Lo moans] It's amazing, I leave for one day, and you manage to trash the place. [Ty opens the blinds]

Lo

It's too bright! [Ty looks out the window, shocked] It was just a little party. It will all be cleaned by the time they get home.

Ty

I think you better see this.

Lo

See what? [Ty turns on the television]

Last night a luxury hotel was turned upside down, as what has been described as an end of the school year party gone awry.

Lo

Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no! [Lo's phone rings; she picks it up]

That party last night was—

Lo

Hey. Can't talk right now. Is there any way Dad won't find out about this?

Ty

What do you think?

Ty

Wicked session!

Did you see me get barreled?

Johnny

I definitely saw you get worked!

They don't call it the Office for nothing, dude! (All the seniors laugh)

Come on, guys; it's almost seven. Time to haze some grom butts!

Ty

Right, the grand tradition of grom initiation. So how many we gonna let through this year?

Ripper

To surf the Office, I vote none!

You said it, dude!

Johnny

You know, we were groms once, and our seniors let us through.

Ripper

More groms equals less waves for me, equals an unhappy Ripper.

I don't even surf; I just want to give them a hard time! [smacks her fist into the palm of her hand in anticipation]

[about the new employees] We still get to torture them, right?

Johnny

Oh, definitely—humiliate away.

Ripper

Ah! This is it! The ultimate kick back spot! Sweet waves! Soft sand! Epic view! And best of all rocks shaped like easy chairs! And we shall call it...[sighs] Chillaxland!

Ty

Cool!

[laughs] Chillaxland!

Reef

Awesome loca dudes!

Ripper

Only problem with a perfect beach spot! You never know what kind of garbage is gonna wash up!

Reef

This place rocks! Let's call it Reefdom! No, Reeftopia!

Ripper

It's already got a name! Chillaxland! Population, us! Not you!

Ty

Sorry Reef, it's kind of the exclusive property of our surf crew!

Reef

Cool, I'm totally into excluding people! Where do I sign up?

Ripper

Ya can't!

Reef

What! Why not?

Ripper

Because we said so, grom! Now get!

Reef

That's how you want it! I challenge you bums to a surf down! My crew versus your crew! [Lance, Ty and Ripper laugh]

Ripper

You had us worried, mate! But then we remember you don't have a crew!

Reef

Yet! But as soon as I get one its on!

Ripper

Okay! The winners get Chillaxland!

Reef

Reeftopia!

Ripper

And the losers get to eat fish guts! So bring your appetite!

Reef

No, you bring yours! Cause you're goin' down, suckers! [walks into his board]