Most-quoted character in Stoked: in 28 of its 44 quotesFin (14), Broseph (14), Emma (13)
Scenes with Reef 28
Reef Fin, I said I was sorry! I didn't mean to drop you like that; I swear that I had you! [Fin tries to choke Reef] As soon as you have the use of both arms again, I promise to take you out for an awesome date in town. That was not good!
I've never seen a shoulder at that angle before! She can scratch her own back so that's a bonus!
Reef I'm so not getting anywhere with her!
Ya think? Dislocating a girl's shoulder is definitely not the way to impress her! Now what are we going to do?
T Tuna
[laughs snidely] It takes two to tandem, bra! You can send that trophy over anytime, later!
We're not disqualifying ourselves! We'll have a replacement by Saturday and they'll be awesome! [to Reef] Okay, we have to find another girl! I'd do it but I'm ineligible, plus I need both my arms to dry my hair.
Emma can barely surf on her own and Kelly doesn't surf at all!
Reef For the love of wax, isn't there one single female at this hotel who can surf?
R Rosie
I'll do it! I used to be quite the board rider in my day.
Reef Uh—no thanks Rosie!
Well, it was a good dream!
Reef I can't believe I dropped her!
The topic for today's morning psych up—love the guest more than you love yourself. Broseph?
If a guest asked you to use your hand to blow their nose, what do you do?
Wrong! You say, "Here you go, sir. Do you prefer my left or my right?" Emma! If a guest asked asked you to bob for apples in the lobby toilet, what do you say?
Wrong! You say, "Madam, would you like me to Macintosh or Golden Delicious?" [laughs; sees Wipeout trying to get a bee] Oh, I'm sorry. Am I disturbing you? [Wipeout shakes his head] Remember, you are here for one reason and one reason only.
Reef To ride the most Quantum Epic off the Richter waves?
Wrong! To serve the guest and make their stay the best ever anywhere!
Reef Six in one, half dozen of the other.
Ah! This is it! The ultimate kick back spot! Sweet waves! Soft sand! Epic view! And best of all rocks shaped like easy chairs! And we shall call it...[sighs] Chillaxland!
L Lance
[laughs] Chillaxland!
Reef Awesome loca dudes!
Only problem with a perfect beach spot! You never know what kind of garbage is gonna wash up!
Reef This place rocks! Let's call it Reefdom! No, Reeftopia!
It's already got a name! Chillaxland! Population, us! Not you!
Sorry Reef, it's kind of the exclusive property of our surf crew!
Reef Cool, I'm totally into excluding people! Where do I sign up?
Reef What! Why not?
Because we said so, grom! Now get!
Reef That's how you want it! I challenge you bums to a surf down! My crew versus your crew! [Lance, Ty and Ripper laugh]
You had us worried, mate! But then we remember you don't have a crew!
Reef Yet! But as soon as I get one its on!
Okay! The winners get Chillaxland!
Reef Reeftopia!
And the losers get to eat fish guts! So bring your appetite!
Reef No, you bring yours! Cause you're goin' down, suckers! [walks into his board]
[Ty, Lance and Ripper laugh]
Reef Hey bro, how come Bummer doesn't want us to play frisbee inside? [throws the frisbee to Broseph]
Huh, can't remember, bro. [throws frisbee]
[frisbee hits a female guest]
FT Female Teen
Ow, my nose! [covering her nose] Now I'll never be a teen model.
Reef Come on, it doesn't look so bad. [shows Reef her nose] Eww, how do you feel about telemarketing? [female teen runs away crying] Go long! [throws frisbee to Broseph until it hits Emma]
[after getting hit by the frisbee] Ow!
Reef [concerned] Emma, are you okay?
I'm better than okay, I'm 10 out of 10!
Got that right, betty! [makes a gesture]
Reef [to himself in the mirror] Who's a sexy betty? Oh yeah, I'm a sexy betty! [to Lo] Uh, it's not what it looks like.
You're dressing like a girl to beat Fin in the Battle of the Betties!
Reef Okay, it's exactly what it looks like.
You need to definitely work on your look, even a blind judge wouldn't think those were real. [shows Reef's uneven chest]
Reef Whatever, I'm just as hot a girl as I am a guy, see? [a ball pops out from Reef's top]
Oh sweetie, no beauty and no brains! Come on, time for a man makeover.
Reef [about his look] That's too much eye liner.
No it's not, you look good.
Reef I want to look classy good, not cheap good! [applies some more eyeliner] Now, let's check out some swim wear. [going through Lo's locker for swimwear] No, no, no, absolutely not, [pulls out a red swimsuit] here it is.
No way, that's one of my faves.
Reef Come on, I'll give it back.
Eww, like I'd wear it again after it held your junk!
Reef After I win, I will pay double what they cost.
Reef [looking in the mirror] Sandy Beaches has never lost.
Now you're just creeping me out.
You have to promise to keep this quiet, I just became strikeless!
Because you're about to run her over!
Anyone going to the beach bash!
Okay! [using the external speakers] You can come too, but you have to stop doing that thing with your thumbs!
[Broseph knocks on the window]
Huh! [sees Broseph] I guess one more can't hurt! [sighs]
Reef Hey since your heading too town! Can we snag a lift?
No, no, no you cannot! I, I can't take this many people on the bus! I shouldn't be taking anyone!
Reef Oh, I get it! It's because we're not strikeless like you! Sorry dudes, guess Mr. Prefect thinks he's better than us!
[gasps] You don't really think that, do you, Johnny?
Cool, then you can drive all of us!
Fine, just hurry up and get in!
Reef Oh, and what do we have here! [dangles a ticket in front of Johnny] A spare ticket for Johnny to come to the bash with us! Are we buds or what?
They're all hitchhiking to the same place we're going! How lucky is that?
Yep, just call me Mr. Lucky!
[being carried on Reef's surfboard] I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
[as Johnny goes blank] Dude, dude! [waves his hand in front of Johnny] Dang! Someone get the dude a chillow!
[resort video] And why not try a delicious Wipeout Whale seafood stick! Now with seven percent real seafood!
No food or drinks on the bus! And seatbelts on, and don't touch anything! And no farting! [hears someone fart]
Wow padded foot rest, sweet!
[on the resort video] Welcome to Surfer's Paradise, dudes!
Reef Check it out, it's the new resort video! Bummer looks lamer than usual!
[hears someone open a bag] Stop eating the cashews! They are for resort guest only!
[eating cashews] If they weren't meant to be eaten, why did they put them in easy-to-open packages? Think about it, bro!
It's okay Johnny, everyone needs a little fun sometimes, even you! [puts her hand on his shoulder]
Maybe you're right, I could use a little more fun, yeah! How about we see what these old whale wheels can do!
RS Reef's mom
How's my little Leslie?
EF Emma and Fin
Leslie? [both laugh]
Reef Moms, what are you doing all the way out here and why didn't you call first?
RS Reef's mom
Well I wanted to surprise you, sweetpea. And look. I brought someone special with me. [pulls out a stuffed animal] Ta-da! You never could sleep without wittle piggy! [Emma and Fin laugh] Are these your friends, honey?
Nice to meet you. Yes, we're very good friends with Leslie. [Emma and Fin laugh]
Reef [carrying a pile of paper slips] Read 'em and weep, bras. Every phone number of every bikini babe from here to Bali. Now, who do I call first. [Reef's mom laughs] Moms?
Uh, bit of a weird choice, dude.
RS Reef's mom
Oh hi, honey! These nice young ladies offered to do my hair!
In exchange for stories about [in baby tone] little Leslie!
Oh! Tell us again how you invented your own stain remover for his skid marks. [Reef screams]
You okay? Or should I call animal control? Come on.
Reef Jealous? Of some dude who's probably gonna hug and kiss Fin before I do. Right, as if.
Because if you were, you could always flirt with someone else and make her jealous back.
Reef Yeah! Two can play at that game... uh, I mean, if I were jealous, I could. Which I'm not.
Okay, okay. Suit yourself. He's totally jealous.
Oh, a whole weekend without Ty? What am I supposed to do for 48 hours?
You might wanna get a hobby.
Reef Yo, Lo. Bummer wants you in the DR. Some kid rejected his clam chowder, as in [makes barfing sounds then laughs]
Puke pickup? Could life possibly get any worse?
Reef [after a seagull defecates on him] SEAGULL!
Reef Oh man, this is gonna be so sick!
How much do you think one dude can lose it? [imagines Bummer driving his golf cart at the guest then into the pool]
Reef No no, check this. [imagines Bummer chainsawing the Wipeout statue in the lobby]
No, dudes, I got it! [imagines Bummer blowing up the hotel, then riding a Wipeout costume while laughing hysterically]
BF Broseph, Fin, and Reef
Righteous.
Reef Cameras ready! And action! [Bummer starts crying] Hehehe—wait, this isn't funny, is it? [Broseph and Fin shake their heads] Darn it!
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