Stargate SG-1 · Season 8
[In the alternate time line, Daniel Jackson is brought before Apophis.]
He claims he is of the Tau'ri.
[to Teal'c] You weren't supposed to tell him that.
The Tau'ri have no Chappa'ai.
Oh, sorry, guess I was wrong. I'm sure your information is correct. In fact, I'm usually quite wrong—quite unreliable, actually. To be honest with you, I'm insane.
Speak!
I think there is much you can tell me.
Well, if you wanna know about the early settlers of Mesopotamia, I am somewhat of an expert—
[hands a gun to Dr. Jackson] Safety off, point and shoot.
[Jackson points gun towards O'Neill]
[pushes gun away] Not at me.
[grimacing as she's being handed a gun] I don't really like guns.
[sarcastically] Neither do I. How do you feel about explosives?
[brightening] Those I like a little better.
[Versions of Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter and Teal'c have traveled back in time to Egypt in the year 2995 B.C., where they meet the Daniel Jackson of the original timeline]
Well, this can't be a good sign.
Why's that?
Where am I?
Ancient Egypt?
No, I mean the me from your time line.
I killed you.
Why?
You were a Goa'uld spy.
A good reason.
It was horrible!
Yeah, I'm sure. Why are you here?
Yes, excellent question.
You don't know?
Well, I thought I did, there, for a while, and then I realized I... didn't.
Well, I know why I'm here.
Good. Let's start there.
[Testing to see if the cloak works]
So what do I do?
Umm, try thinking invisible.
Okay. [pause] How do we know if it's working?
[walked outside the ship] Nope.
I'm working on it. I think the power relay was overloaded. I may be able to reroute the circuit to the control interface… [realizes O'Neill is staring at her] What?
It's just a little weird hearin' that kind of stuff come out of someone so…
[a little defensively] So what?
[coughs in surprise] Really?
Yeah.
Wow. Uh, it's just you… you're not the kind of guy that I usually attract.
No. Huh. God. Wow! This is kinda awkward.
Yeah, it's gettin' there.
I'm kind of attracted to… Daniel.
What? [pause] Really?
Sorry.
No, that's okay, no problem there. It's just, you know… First impressions, I kinda thought he was… [tries unsuccessful hand-gestures] Never mind.
Look, if we don't make it? [grabs O'Neill and kisses him firmly]
Wait a minute. You said you liked Daniel!
I lied. I just wanted to get to know you better. You see, usually I'm a very cautious person and I tend to think things—
[O'Neill silences her with a kiss]
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