Stargate SG-1 · Season 8, Episode 20
“Moebius, Part 2” · Season 8, Episode 20
In this episode: Alt. Dr. Carter (6), Alt. Colonel Jonathan J. O'Neill (6), Alt. Dr. Jackson (3), Daniel Jackson (1), George Hammond (1)
Okay, people. Let me remind you. This mission is recon only. Do not engage the enemy. I'm allowing the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantage it provides you. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. (beat) Never in my life did I imagine ever giving that order.
Wait a minute. I thought the reason we brought the ship was so we didn't have to walk.
We can't just fly into an alien city. The mission is stealth recon. Meaning undetected.
Meaning shut up.
[In the alternate time line, Daniel Jackson is brought before Apophis.]
He claims he is of the Tau'ri.
[to Teal'c] You weren't supposed to tell him that.
The Tau'ri have no Chappa'ai.
Oh, sorry, guess I was wrong. I'm sure your information is correct. In fact, I'm usually quite wrong—quite unreliable, actually. To be honest with you, I'm insane.
Speak!
I think there is much you can tell me.
Well, if you wanna know about the early settlers of Mesopotamia, I am somewhat of an expert—
[hands a gun to Dr. Jackson] Safety off, point and shoot.
[Jackson points gun towards O'Neill]
[pushes gun away] Not at me.
[grimacing as she's being handed a gun] I don't really like guns.
[sarcastically] Neither do I. How do you feel about explosives?
[brightening] Those I like a little better.
[Versions of Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter and Teal'c have traveled back in time to Egypt in the year 2995 B.C., where they meet the Daniel Jackson of the original timeline]
Well, this can't be a good sign.
Why's that?
Where am I?
Ancient Egypt?
No, I mean the me from your time line.
I killed you.
Why?
You were a Goa'uld spy.
A good reason.
It was horrible!
Yeah, I'm sure. Why are you here?
Yes, excellent question.
You don't know?
Well, I thought I did, there, for a while, and then I realized I... didn't.
Well, I know why I'm here.
Good. Let's start there.
[Testing to see if the cloak works]
So what do I do?
Umm, try thinking invisible.
Okay. [pause] How do we know if it's working?
[walked outside the ship] Nope.
I'm working on it. I think the power relay was overloaded. I may be able to reroute the circuit to the control interface… [realizes O'Neill is staring at her] What?
It's just a little weird hearin' that kind of stuff come out of someone so…
[a little defensively] So what?
[coughs in surprise] Really?
Yeah.
Wow. Uh, it's just you… you're not the kind of guy that I usually attract.
No. Huh. God. Wow! This is kinda awkward.
Yeah, it's gettin' there.
I'm kind of attracted to… Daniel.
What? [pause] Really?
Sorry.
No, that's okay, no problem there. It's just, you know… First impressions, I kinda thought he was… [tries unsuccessful hand-gestures] Never mind.
Look, if we don't make it? [grabs O'Neill and kisses him firmly]
Wait a minute. You said you liked Daniel!
I lied. I just wanted to get to know you better. You see, usually I'm a very cautious person and I tend to think things—
[O'Neill silences her with a kiss]
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