Hello, father. I've already created three viruses that would disable Pakled technology.
You were monitoring comms?
Oh, I'm always monitoring comms.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
REOWR! Uh, sorry. I mean get the captain to the biobed, quick, quick!
This is the best day of my life!
[as the USS Titan attacks their ship] Oh no! It's another Enterprise!
Make us go! Go guys go!'
Nice to meet you, I'm Rutherford.
Oh, your implant. I-It must have damaged your long term memory. Do you remember me at all?
Well, no. But don't take it personally. I don't remember what I don't remember.
You know what this means, right? (Her eternal optimism kicks in) We get to become best friends all over again!
Okie dokie!
Carol! I guess those Cali-class ships can hold their own longer than people say.
Thanks for the assist, captain.
No need to be so formal. You know, I was her mentor.
Uh, yeah, well I remember it differently.
You were sort of my cha'DIch! We used to get in so much trouble!
'We'?"
Deanna, can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends?
DTDeanna Troi
Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence in order to mask an ocean of insecurity.
Oh, will they sense that too? I can make that work for me.
[Titanarrives to the aid of the Cerritos]
Red alert! A Pakled party, and I wasn't invited?
[exhales in relief] Hoo! It's about time you showed up, Will.
Mariner! This makes us even.
[to Mariner] You know Riker??
Yeah. Who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband? Dude is flush with Romulan ale and–
[Riker quickly cuts the transmission]
DTDeanna Troi
I'm sorry, what was that?
Uh, heh...uh, we're still at Red Alert! Target those ships and fire!
DTDeanna Troi
We're talking about this later. [Riker sheepishly smiles]
Hey, how about you buy me a drink? You know, since we're even? Remember? The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass?
We are not even, and we don't use money. What happened to you, man? You used to be sharp.
Boimler, you can't keep ducking me forever! It is a really small galaxy out there. Sooner or later, I'm gonna run into you, and I'm gonna feed you to an Armus! You hear me?!
JJen
Hey psycho, keep it down. We're trying to sleep!
Oh shut up, Jen!
I'm sorry I'm late, I was watching the first Enterprise on the holodeck. You know, Archer and those guys? What a story. Those guys had a long road getting from there to here.
Give me warp in the factor of five, six, seven, eight!
Deanna Troi (long-suffering): Oh, the jazz...
I can't even begin to imagine how I'm going to replace [Shaxs]
Well, wherever he is, I'm sure he's full-throat screaming in someone's face and ejecting a warp core.
I'd like to think you're right.
How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?
I don't know. A lot!
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