Star Trek: Lower Decks · Season 1
Nothing against second contact missions but the Cerritos should be popping in on those legacy civilizations BEFORE they unravel.
Yeah, but popping in is against regulation. We would need specific orders.
I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed by a Gamester of Triskelion and/or whatever because Starfleet has a policy of SOME intervention.
Well, that's Starfleet. Good at observing and bad at maintaining.
What about the needs of the many?
I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, not to be a virus bomb.
I can't believe you all started reworshipping the dang computer!
Well, Landru is very persuasive.
Consume the intruders! Obey Landru!
Hey! Don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself.
Landru apologizes!
Maybe I should apply to the Sacramento.
I don't know. They might be looking for someone a little less criminally insubordinate.
We're out of options!
Then I need someone to make me some.
Me? What am I supposed to do? I don't know these guys!
Do what you do best. I need a dangerous, half-baked solution that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me off. That's an order.
Oh my God, Mariner, you gotta get me out of here. They keep showing me lights!
What are you doing?
Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
Yeah. What do you do?
Uh, yoga?
Wow, how unique!
Humanity has a complicated relationship with organized religion.
Well, strange energies doesn't. Ever hear of Gary Mitchell? It got real weird, real fast.
Captain, there's a giant head approaching the ship.
Full stop, mister. This my ship!
Mariner? What was I doing?
You were trying to eat the ship, sir. I had to apply concentrated force to your neutral zone.
Love you, Mom.
Love you, too. Never disobey me again!
I do what I want!
I hate pears again! They're so mealy and bland. *bleep* pears!
Red alert! I'm starting to think this jam session's got too many licks and not enough comp!
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
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