Badgey quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Badgey

Fun fact, I'm gonna rip your eyes out!

D’Vana Tendi

That fact wasn't fun!

Badgey

Hello, father. I've already created three viruses that would disable Pakled technology.

Sam Rutherford

You were monitoring comms?

Badgey

Oh, I'm always monitoring comms.

Badgey

[with maniacal glee] I can feel myself coursing, dancing across the LCARS, tickling the isolinear chips! I am now in every ship, every computer, every PADD, every combadge! The power is more than I imagined! I can detonate every warp core! I can kill anyone I want! [in realisation] But why?

[confused] Why what?

Badgey

Why did I care about any of this? I have unlimited power and infinite knowledge. I exist in the past, present, and future. I can see the creation of time and its end. Organic, synthetic, all life are strands in the fabric of reality. It's beautiful. [he chuckles nervously] Ooh, sorry about all the drama. Well, I'm gonna go to an empty dimension and create a universe now. Maybe hang out with the Q Continuum or check out the Black Mountain. [he ascends to a higher plane]

[nervous]Badgey? If you didn't really just accidentally turn into an omniscient god, you have to tell us. Rutherford, is he messing with us?

I think he really did ascend.