Queen Billups quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Son, are you saying the problem is beyond your engineering acumen?

Andy Billups

No, no, okay no. We'll just have to run a full diagnostic from the bottom up.

You can run your full diagnostic along my bottom up, my liege.

I've gotta stop Billups from doing the do!

You're too late! My royal guards are trained from birth to skip foreplay.

Andy Billups

Faking your death? Blowing up your own ship? This is a new low, mother.

A meager price to pay to get you on the throne.

Andy Billups

I love Starfleet. Okay, and I don't want to live in a castle with pet dragons and all the mutton I can eat. You need to accept the fact that I'll be a virgin for the rest of my life.

Well, we'll see about that.