Quark quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Colonel Kira Nerys

Do us a favour here, Quark. We're trying to make a good impression.

Quark

Maybe I don't want to make a good impression.

Oh, and why is that?

Quark

A little thing called the Dominion War? I don't remember the Karemma helping out when my customers were dying!

We had nothing to do with that! The Founders and the Vorta were behind-!

Quark

Oh right, you were so innocent! I've done business with your kind before, I'm not dumb enough to repeat that mistake!

You bring me here to be insulted by this long-lobed halfling?!

Colonel Kira Nerys

What is your problem?

Quark

I have principles!

Colonel Kira Nerys

No you don't!

Quark

I thought you said your plan would make us both happy.

Captain Carol Freeman

Well, you're happier being poor than in prison, aren't you?

Quark

NO!