Beckett Mariner Hologram quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Get off my mom, you bitch!

I know all your moves, and everything about you. I know you dressed up as Toby Targ every Halloween, even when you were too old. And I know that you actually love the warp core!

Take that back! The warp core's lame!

I may hate protocol, but I don't hate this ship. (coughing) I don't hate the crew. I work with my best friends. The captain's my mom. I would do anything for her.

Oh come on! No, you hate the captain. You complain about her non stop. It's your whole thing.

(coughing) Yeah, I mean she's hard on me, right? She's the captain and I'm a pain in the ass. But if she kicks me off the Cerritos (coughing) I'd be done in Starfleet. She's watching out for me the only way she knows how in her *bleep* overbearing mom way.

Oh please! The only person you care about is yourself.

[laughing madly] Okay, then why did I let you kick my ass to buy time for everyone to get off the ship before the self-destruct timer went off?

[stunned] Wait, what?! [as the hologram Mariner laughes, the self-destruct detonates, ending the holoprogram]