Mariner quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Beckett, you just made us look like a joke in front of the entire Quadrant!

Kind of my entire plan!

Oh, this is getting old, Beckett. Hand over the device before we get ripped apart.

[to the Genesis Device] Whew, he is obsessed with you, girl. [to Locarno] Nick, I know why you hate Starfleet, and it isn't because you have some deep connection with junior officers. You're pissed because you got booted from the Academy.

I am not! I've read your file. I hate command structure just like you!

No, I-I don't always agree with orders, sure, but I believe in the mission!

What about Sito? She died for no reason!

She gave her life for what she believed in! You can't take that from her!

I thought you were smarter than everyone else! Sounds like you're just another apologist for a broken system!

Hey, Starfleet's not perfect; they mess up all the time. But in the end, they're trying to do what's right. I didn't take a single shot at your fleet, but you put them in danger. And what about Josh?

That wasn't my fault! If... if my stupid professors had just let us practice...!

Josh died because of your ego, man!

Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!

Get away from my Genesis Device!

It's too late, Nick! I started the countdown, all right? We have to clear out of here.

[scoffs] Oh, please! I graduated top of my class; you think I don't know how to disarm a bomb?

First off: you didn't graduate! [she punches him in the face] And second: that thing is too dangerous for anyone!

How are you so good at fighting?

I'm El-Aurian. I think I know how to fight.

Wait, like Guinan? What, so you're, like, 400 years old?

No, I'm in my thirties. But I pay attention.

A young El-Aurian is just a regular person!

I have rights! This is tyranny!

The bench is actually pretty comfy in there.

Don't act like we're friends! We're nothing alike! And guess what? I love the brig! This is my favorite place!

[sarcastically, but with an amused smile] Yeah, you're right. We're totally different.

Ensign Beckett Mariner

Man, my Boimler is way chiller than this one.

I do not have a Boimler in my quantum reality in order to make a comparison.

Oh, he's a big Starfleet nerd, like Archer. You had one of those, right?

Yes. And 'big Starfleet nerd' is an accurate description.