Captain Carol Freeman quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Captain Carol Freeman

Doc, how did they deal with Gary Mitchell?

T'Ana

Kirk smooshed him with a boulder.

Captain Carol Freeman

What is he doing now?

It's easy to become a god. The trick is staying a god.

T'Ana

He seems to be focussing on his bis and tris.

Carol Freeman

Lieutenant Kayshon, welcome to the Cerritos.

Lieutenant Kayshon

Rapunki, when he joined the seven. … Ah, sorry. The universal translator doesn't always – what I meant was, uh, it is my honor, captain.

Captain Carol Freeman

What the hell is going on?

The ship tried to collect us, Captain.

Captain Carol Freeman

Where's Kayshon?

Captain Carol Freeman

This is what being hands-off gets me? Well, NEVER AGAIN!

Captain Carol Freeman

Collectors Guild. Just a bunch of greedy packrats.

Jack Ransom

Wasn't he the one who tried to collect Data?

Captain Carol Freeman

They all tried to collect Data.

Why couldn't they leave Data alone? He just wanted to feel.

Captain Carol Freeman

There's no need to feel embarrassed.

Thank you, you're very kind. Wait! That's what someone says when there is a reason to be embarrassed!

Captain Carol Freeman

Okay, I'm just not gonna say anything. We can just be silent.

… She's giving us the silent treatment! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

Kayshon

You getting 'Bazminti when he pulled back the veil' vibes from this guy?"

Jack Ransom

Oh yeah. Captain Freeman, our Pakled refugee appears to be more of a Pakled spy.

Captain Carol Freeman

What? He hasn't gotten anything, has he?

Jack Ransom

No, I think we'll be okay. He just took a photo of his own foot.

Captain Carol Freeman

Rumdar is, uh, in the bathroom. But he said you should negotiate a cease-fire.

Oh, I don't have a big enough helmet to do that.

Captain Carol Freeman

Are you *bleep*ing me?!

Freeman

Shari yn Yem is no longer working for Starfleet. Apparently, she's stepped down because of on the job stress.

Feels good, ruining a jerk's career.

I can't believe we didn't even make it out of the space dock.

Freeman

There's not even a numerical score for that. Just 'incomplete'

Oof, somehow, that feels worse.

Ransom

They actually think they're gonna be able to handle our jobs?

Freeman

This is gonna be rich.

Alright, Deck 12, follow the yellow line. Move it along, lower decks.

I think it was the chef in the biolab with the sniper rifle that can shoot through walls.

Freeman

You always pick the chef.

Yeah, because we have replicators. Why is there a chef? That's just shady.

Why would you tell an entire shift I get bad cramps?!

Freeman

You were on duty! Your commanding officers have to know any medical issues that could impact the mission!

Billups doesn't need to know! He's not good with that stuff, it freaked him out!"

Freeman

If I had to dance around everything that freaks out Billups, we wouldn't get anything done!

Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him to boost the environmental controls to help with your hot flashes!

Captain Carol Freeman

[cackling in an echoing voice] I am Minooki!

Ensign Beckett Mariner

[annoyed] Oh boy, we got an ancient mask situation here.

Ensign D'Vana Tendi

A what now?

Ensign Beckett Mariner

This is, like, the third time it's happened. Stop touching masks!

Quark

I thought you said your plan would make us both happy.

Captain Carol Freeman

Well, you're happier being poor than in prison, aren't you?

Quark

NO!