“Banned in Bikini Bottom” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

I am Mrs. Gristlepuss. We are The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Or, T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. for short. And we are going to ban these so called "Krabby Patties" and close your restaurant forever!

What the...

SpongeBob

[pops up] Mrs. Gristlepuss, maybe if you were to taste the Krabby Patty for yourself, you too could experience the awesome pleasure.

I would soon the sprout legs and do the Watusi.

SpongeBob

Ooh, okay.

Ah, it don't matter anyway, lad, she can't close us down. [later, the Krusty Krab is locked up and has a "Closed" sign on it.] She closed us down. I'M RUINED!!! [crying] How did is come to this?

Squidward

You called Miss Gristlepuss a disgusting old prune then you threatened her with a french fry strainer.

Well, I didn't know where husband was a chief of police.

Happy day, Karen. That fool Krabs changed the name of his restaurant to The Closed Krab. Everyone will think it's closed, and come eat here instead. He'll be ruined by tomorrow. [chuckles] What an idiot.

Karen

It is closed.

What?

Karen

Ms. Gristlepuss and her husband banned Krabby Patties for being fun and delicious.

Banned? Then that means, my day of reckoning has come at last. I won, I tell you. I've won. And what better way than by default.

Karen

Where are you going?

Oh, out to celebrate. Don't wait up for me!

Harold

[Nat pushes Harold in line] Quit shoving.

I wasn't shoving. I was just going like that and you happen to be standing there.

Harold

That's called shoving.

No, it isn't.

Harold

Yes, it is.

Nope.

Harold

Yes.

Nope.

Patrick

What's the password, please?

What are you talking about, you gargantuan buffoon?!

Patrick

That's it! [opens the door] Come right in.

Curse you! [falls to the ground]

That was wonderful! I feel reborn!

SpongeBob

Does that mean you're not sending us to the Slammer?

Of course, my dear boy. I'm a kind, gentle fish. And I owe it all to you.

SpongeBob

Don't forget the spatula!

Don't push it, Al.