SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 5
“Stanley S. SquarePants” · Season 5
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Stanley (3), Squidward (1), Mr. Krabs (1), Plankton (1)
Hi, Squidward. I'd like you to meet my cousin, Stanley.
We're related.
THERE'S TWO OF THEM?! AHHHH! [runs into his house, gathers up all his belongings, and puts a "For Sale" sign next to his house. A Bikini Bottom Movers van picks him up] STEP ON IT!!! [The van drives off]
Your friend Squidward seems busy.
Ah, that's okay. I'm sure Sandy can think of something.
Stanley, I cannot keep covering for you! [screams upon seeing Stanley bent his spatula] No! Not my spatula! My spatula... [sniffs] The thing I hold nearest and dearest to my heart...
[enters] SpongeBob, what in the name of Neptune is going-- ? Oh, you broke your spatula. That's a shame. I'll order another one tomorrow, boy.
No, no, no!!! I didn't break my spatula, he did it! And I also didn't burn your money. He did that, too! I have been covering for him, because he can't DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!! [he breathes very heavily after screaming out the truth]
He's right! I ruin everything I touch!
Good luck on your new job, cousin Stanley!
Thanks! I bet I'll be even better in this one!
Good morning, Mr. SquarePants!
Morning, boss.
I can't believe it! That fool Krabs hiring the blood relative of his best worker! [Mr. Krabs watches as the Chum Bucket explodes, and laughs] Well, that's the end of me.
[thud] Sorry, boss.
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