(on the porn industry) Is lack of exposure really a problem for them?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I have a penis.
Don't make me get my purse.
DWDrew West
So, Randy, what was the deal with your book signing? I heard the only person that show up was your ex-wife and she just wanted directions to my book signing. See, she already knows the way to my house.
Yes, well, Helen always did love doing charity work.
DWDrew West
Oh, I think I just got slammed by the Mayor
Helen used to love that too
Ok, you first
Four seasons, silk sheets, champagne, he's wearing his uniform
Secluded beach, full moon, he's wearing his uniform
SPStacy Paterno
Right here, right now, I'M wearing his uniform
When I bite into a York peppermint patty...I get shot.
I can tell when people are lying. It's a gift.
You know, I have a friend who can do the same thing.
No you don't.
Why wouldn't you ask me to look after The Mayor's daughter?
Same reason they don't give guns to monkeys
As my assistant, occasionally you may need to assist me.
Every time I throw a Christmas party, someone dies.
I guess every family has their traditions.
So to sum up ladies and gentlemen...I don't know.
Every year, my mom makes a whole Nativity scene out of candy. (picks up a piece) Chocolate Jesus.
James, please. At work, just call me Carter.
Do you not have an ounce of Christmas Spirit in you?
Well, Joseph was about 3 ounces.
I'm going to stand here and read this story to the city, because I want all the children out there to believe in the magic of (reading speech) Satan.
That's Santa. It's a typo.
You wait until there's something important to you and i eat it.
Do you want to go to lockup in jail with the key, little boy?
LBLittle Boy
[sobs] Uh, yes?
[To Justin] Okay, kid, taken away, policeman. [cop arrest Little Boy and taken away]
The Mayor is a man of great vision
(Walks out of sauna with steamed up glasses) I can't see
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