Mayor Winston quotes from Spin City

Even if I were prejudiced against gays, I'd want 'em to get married. Give them a taste of the nightmare the rest of us live through every day.

So, Randy, what was the deal with your book signing? I heard the only person that show up was your ex-wife and she just wanted directions to my book signing. See, she already knows the way to my house.

Yes, well, Helen always did love doing charity work.

Oh, I think I just got slammed by the Mayor

Helen used to love that too

Mike

On that note, I found this while I was accidentally...rifling through your desk. (Reading personal ad) "Divorced male seeks special lady for romance." Sir, you can't submit a personal ad.

You think that's me?

Mike

[Reading personal ad] "6'4, salt and pepper hair.....Mayor of New York."

Mike

If you take the fall, then the whole staff goes down with you. This way, only one person gets hurt.

But why can't that person be Paul?