Janelle Cooper quotes from Spin City

Janelle

With the new security cameras, I'll bet some guard is getting a kick out of this.

Stuart

You see grasshopper, one must understand the rhythms of the game-. WAAAAHH!! -In order to truly master ebb and flow, ying and yang. Are you prepared to do battle?

Janelle

No, I want you to talk some more.

Janelle Cooper

Ok, you first

Nikki Faber

Four seasons, silk sheets, champagne, he's wearing his uniform

Janelle Cooper

Secluded beach, full moon, he's wearing his uniform

Right here, right now, I'M wearing his uniform

Stacey

Every time I throw a Christmas party, someone dies.

Janelle

I guess every family has their traditions.

Mike

How many cigars equal a dead cow anyway?

Janelle

Twelve.

Janelle

Look, do what I do. Picture Stuart as a new puppy. Is it helping.

Stacey

Nope, still trying to hump my leg

Janelle

[Watching TV. Nikki comes in and takes the remote] Hey, what are you doing?

Nikki

Watching Paul on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" He's up to the $500,000 question.

Janelle

Well, I want to make sure the well doesn't collapse on the Mayor.

Nikki

Janelle, even if it does, you know they'll interrupt "Millionaire".

Janelle

...That's true. [Changes the channel]

Janelle

[Paul is trying to decide on answering the $1 million question] Come on, Paul, say something!

Nikki

Just take the money. I'll learn to love you.