Mike Flaherty quotes from Spin City

Mike

Who here is gay?

Mike

Not that kind of gay.

Mike

I'm not a club kinda guy. If I wanna shout, I'll go visit my grandmother.

Mike

Playing doctor should be left to qualified professionals. And of course, curious youngsters.

Mike

(to the porn actresses) I'm Deputy Mayor Michael Flaherty, and I'm going to pretend I don't know who any of you are.

Mike

(to Stuart) Ok, Stuart. Inside that is some of the biggest names in the porn business. Your heroes.

Mike

(on the porn industry) Is lack of exposure really a problem for them?

Mike

As my assistant, occasionally you may need to assist me.

Mike

(on delaying the funeral) A couple more hours wouldn't kill her ... again.

Mike

I understand. People are very excited to start mourning.

Mike

Or maybe she was just there to remind us that blowing your hair in the bathtub isn't a good idea.

Mike

ahhh seals!

Mike

I woke up this morning with a hangover and a swore wrist.

Mike

Sir, we're going on a little earlier than we expected because the good samaritian of the year couldn't make it.

Mike

Well because he's in jail. Apparently he got all his good samartian juice from his cocain smuggling ring.

Mike

(Looking into a toilet) DUDE!